YOU SEE, IT TURNS OUT
THE ONLY REASON THE CHINESESO DESPERATELY WANTED STAR WARS
IS BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID
THAT DISNEY MIGHT NOT BETHE RIGHT THE PLACE FOR IT.
THE CHINESE SIMPLY WANT TO GUARD STAR WARS' IMPECCABLE LEGACY.
- IS THAT MORGAN FREEMAN?
- AND NOW WE AREAT A CROSSROADS.
IF THESE BALLOTS ARE MADEPUBLIC,
THEN THE MAN THAT PEOPLEVOTED FOR WILL BE PRESIDENT,
BUT HE WILL NO DOUBT KEEP STAR WARS FROM THE CHINESE
AND ALLOW DISNEYTO KEEP IT INSTEAD.
AND SO WE HAVE TO ASK OURSELVES,WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT?
THAT THE RIGHT MANIS ELECTED PRESIDENT
OR THAT STAR WARS IS WITH PEOPLEWHO WILL PROTECT IT MOST?
- UNIT FOUR, WHAT IS IT? OVER?
- WELL, KID?
- WELL, IF YOU PUT ITTHAT WAY...
- COME IN, UNIT FOUR!WHAT HAVE YOU FOUND?!
- NOTHING, SIR.
WE JUST FOUND SOME TREMENDOUSDEALS ON CARS NOBODY WANTS,
THAT'S ALL. BARKLEY, OUT.
- NO! BUT OBAMA WASN'TREALLY ELECTED.
DON'T YOU PEOPLE CARE?!
- [choral singing]
Earning His Freckles
Morgan Freeman helps everyone come to terms with the election scandal. In the end, the boys make the right decision.
Cartman visits all the swing states and puts his election scheme into motion.x CLOSE
President Obama is officially re-elected, and Cartman lets Kyle in on his voting scam.x CLOSE
With his re-election secured, the President is forced to make good on his promise to the Chinese.x CLOSE
Kyle and the police bust into Cartman's room, but find nothing.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to the boys for help it seems like Butters knows more than he's willing to say.x CLOSE
Cartman and General Tsao sit down at Red Lobster to meet with the newly elected President.x CLOSE
With Butters in the hospital the boys swing by to grill him for information.x CLOSE
The boys burst in and disrupt the meeting between Cartman, General Tsao and President Obama.x CLOSE
The boys search Cartman's house for the ballots, and are paid an unexpected visit by Mr. Mouse.x CLOSE
Cartman pays Butters a hospital visit and assures him that no one will EVER find the hidden ballots.x CLOSE