'Member TIE fighters?
Oh, 'member Jawas?'Member?
Hey, 'member"Jurassic Park"?
Ooh, you loved"Jurassic Park"!
'Member Jeff Goldblum?
Oh, I 'member Jeff Goldblum.He was fantastic.
I love Jeff Goldblum.
I can't do this anymore!I can't take it!
Oh, uh, hi, Scott.
Nobody ever pays attentionto me! Nobody cares!
I just want to end it all!
Scott, come on.We've talked about this.
You don't wantto quit Twitter.
Why not?! Everyone would behappier if I did!
Who'd be happier?Everyone!
What aboutyour parents, huh?
How do you think they'd feelif you quit Twitter?
I don't thinkthey'd even notice!
Of course they'd notice.
They'd be sad, m'kay?
They'd be sad.
You've got so muchahead of you, Scott,
so many posts and tweetsstill ahead of you.
You haven't started to see whatsocial media has to offer you.
You can't -- You can't justend it all, not now.
You're right. I guessI don't want to quit Twitter.
There you go, m'kay?
But nowyou come back here
anytime you're having badthoughts, m'kay?
Twitter would be better offwithout me! I'm quitting!
Okay, okay,now, Scott --
What's the point?!Better to just end it all now!
I Want to End It All
Mr Mackey Counsels Scott Malkinson on a very sensitive topic... whether to quit Twitter or not.