Not a party, mom.

I've invited allthe poser food critics

over for a meeting.

Oh, how fun.

It's not fun.It's serious.

These people thinkthey can do what I do,

but they need to be madeto understand the reality.

When the Yelpers get here,I need you to get lost, okay?

[ Knocks at door ]

Okay, that's them,that's them. Go!

Get lost, mom!

ALL: Hello! Hi!

My name is [All saying name].

I'm here for the meeting.

Is thisthe right place?

[Bleeeeeeeep]

Mom!

I'm going, honey.

Mom, there's likea billion people here!

Oh, yes, sweetie.

I think quite a few peopleare Yelp reviewers.

Oh, this many peoplehave nothing better to do

than write reviews on Yelp?

I guess so, honey.Do you need more lemonade?

Mom, there's a [bleep]billion people here.

[ All murmuring ]

Uh, thank you all for coming.

My name is Eric,and as you know,

us Yelpers are beingscrutinized.

[ In distance ] Can't youspeak a little louder?!

Yes, us Yelp criticsare being scrutinized!

That's right!Yeah!

Now, you see the problem is thatwhen there's too many reviewers,

people no longer knowwho is the real food critic.

It's great that you allwant to be critics,

but we all know who the realfood analyst of the town is.

That's right!

Yeah!

[ Chuckles ]

Ha. Oh, thanks.

Okay, so, as long as thereis one clear leader,

then the rest of youcan just follow.

And with this many peopleall following one captain,

we can fight to getour power back!

Poweeeer back!

So now rise up,and fight for your leader!

Fight together,

and show the restaurants thatour food critic does matter!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yeah, let's go!

All right, follow me!

This way, everyone!