HE CAN WALK AND TALKAND EVERYTHING !
YOU'RE LIKE THE 4th KIDI'VE TOLD ALREADY !
( snickering )
WELL, I GOTTA GO, DOUGIE.
MY ROBOT AND IHAVE STUFF TO DO.
HEH-HEH, THEY'REALL SO JEALOUS !
I'M SO GLAD YOU CAMEINTO MY LIFE AWESOM-O.
YOU'RE THE BEST FRIENDA GUY COULD HAVE.
YES, YOU CANTRUST AWESOM-O.
IN FACT, YOUCOULD TELL AWESOM-O
ALL YOUR MOSTPERSONAL SECRETS.
AWESOM-O WILL NOTMAKE FUN OF YOU
OR TELL YOUR SECRETSTO OTHER PEOPLE OR STUFF.
HEY YEAH !
I CAN TELL YOUANYTHING, HUH ?!
LET'S SEE...WELL, FOR ONE-
I HAVE WHAT'S CALLEDA 'HESHIATED COLON'
WHICH MEANS, I SOMETIMESCAN'T CONTROL MY SPHINCTER.
NOBODY KNOWS IT, BUTSOMETIMES I POOP MY PANTS
SO I HAVE TO WEARA DIAPER TO SCHOOL.
( snickering )
YOU OKAY, AWESOM-O ?
YES, AWESOM-OIS FINE.
PLEASE GO ON.
WELL, I HAVE TO TAKEMEDICINE FOR IT EVERY DAY.
IT'S A LITTLE SUPPOSITORYI HAVE TO PUT UP MY RECTUM.
TELL AWESOM-OMORE SECRETS.
OKAY LET'S SEE...
OH- MY PARENTSDON'T KNOW
BUT SOMETIMES I GET PICKED ONBY THIS ONE KID AT SCHOOL.
HIS NAME ISERIC CARTMAN
AND HE ALWAYS TRIES TOPLAY JOKES ON ME AND STUFF.
YEAH, ONE TIMEHE MADE ME THINK
A METEOR HAD HIT THE EARTHAND CONVINCED ME TO
STAY DOWN IN A BOMB SHELTERFOR THREE DAYS.
WOW, THAT SUCKS.
YEAH, AND THENTHIS OTHER TIME
HE PRETENDED TOBE ME ON THE PHONE
TO MY DAD, ANDCALLED HIM A PUSSY.
SO MY DAD CAME HOMEAND BEAT ME.
WOW, SOUNDS LIKETHIS CARTMAN KID
IS PRETTY SMART.
NAW, HE'S NOT SMARTHE'S JUST AN ASSHOLE.
AND HE'S NEVER GONNAPLAY A TRICK ON ME
EVER AGAIN !
REALLY,YOU THINK SO ?
WELL, GUESSWHAT BUTTERS
I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
YEAH, HE'S NEVERGONNA GET ME AGAIN-
CUZ WHAT CARTMANDOESN'T KNOW
IS THAT NOW I KNOWONE OF HIS SECRETS.
WHEN CARTMAN IS PLAYINGALL ALONE IN HIS BACKYARD
HE LIKES TO DRESS UPLIKE BRITNEY SPEARS
AND PRETEND HE'S HER !
HE SINGS AND DANCES AROUNDWITH A LIFESIZE CUTOUT
OF JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.
YOU SAW THAT ?
YEAH, AND I VIDEOTAPEDHIM DOING IT !
I'VE GOT THEWHOLE THING ON TAPE-
EVEN HIM MAKING OUT WITH THEJUSTIN TIMBERLAKE CUTOUT !
YEAH, AND IF CARTMAN EVERMESSES WITH ME AGAIN
I'M GONNA SHOW THATVIDEO TO EVERYBODY !
THEN I'LL HAVEMY REVENGE, BOY HOWDY !
UM, WHERE IS THISVIDEOTAPE, BUTTERS ?
HUH ? OH, I DON'T KNOWITS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
HEY, SO WHAT DO YOUWANNA DO NOW, AWESOM-O ?
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVEAWESOM-O THE VIDEOTAPE.
HOW COME ?
WELL, BECAUSE AWESOM-O CANLIKE, BACK IT UP FOR YOU
AND MAKE COPIESAND STUFF.
I AM AWESOM-O.
OH, THAT'SALRIGHT, AWESOM-O.
COME ON I HAVE A LOT OFTHINGS TO TEACH YOU !
OH, SON OF A BITCH.
Butters tells secrets to a disguised Cartman.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
Butters tells secrets to a disguised Cartman.x CLOSE
The Army and Mr. Scientist believe that AWESOM-O is a robot who doesn't know he's a robot.x CLOSE
Mr. Scientist saves AWESOM-O from the Army.x CLOSE
AWESOM-O arrives from Japan.x CLOSE
Butters sings about his new best friend.x CLOSE
Mr. and Mrs. Stotch are happy that Butters has a friend.x CLOSE
AWESOM-O puts medicine in Butters' anus.x CLOSE
Cartman destroys Butters' room looking for the video tape.x CLOSE
Kyle, Stan and Kenny start asking questions about Cartman's robot motives.x CLOSE
AWESOME-O is invited to LA with the Stotches.x CLOSE