♪ DOO DAADOO DAA ♪
♪ CAMPTOWN RACEIS FIVE MILES LONG ♪
♪ OH DOO DAA DAY
- WHAT THE [BLEEPED]IS YOUR PROBLEM?
- OH, HEY, WENDY.
- ARE YOU JUST AN ASSHOLE?IS THAT IT?
- AM I JUST AN ASSHOLE?- YEAH!
- WELL, NO.I'VE GOT ARMS AND LEGS.
I HAVE EVERYTHING.
- LISA BERGERASKS YOU OUT,
AND YOU CALL HER FAT?
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAHOW YOU MADE HER FEEL?
SHE'S A REALLY NICE GIRL.
- I THINK SHE'SA NICE GIRL TOO.
SHE'S JUST TOO BIG FOR ME.
- SHE'S A LITTLE OVERWEIGHT,BUT THAT'S PRETTY NORMAL
FOR A GIRLIN THE FOURTH GRADE.
- WELL, KIM KARDASHIANIS SKINNY,
AND SHE JUSTHAD A BABY!
- WHAT?- I'M SORRY, WENDY,
BUT I HAVE A DIFFERENT STANDARDWHEN IT COMES TO MY WOMEN.
I WANT A WOMANWHO TAKES CARE OF HERSELF
AND KNOWS HOWTO LOOK GOOD.
WHO'S GOT PERFECT SKIN,
AND NO SPLOTCHES ON HER LEGS,AND PERFECT EVERYTHING.
- THIS IS A FANTASY,YOU MORON.
YOU EVER HEARDOF PHOTOSHOP?
KIM KARDASHIAN IS A SHORT,OVERWEIGHT WOMAN
WHO MANIPULATES HER IMAGE
AND MAKES AVERAGE GIRLSFEEL HORRIBLE ABOUT THEMSELVES.
- YOU'RE A LIAR!- LOOK IT UP, STUPID.
IN REAL LIFE,KIM KARDASHIAN
HAS THE BODYOF A HOBBIT.
YOU'RE GONNA BEIN REAL TROUBLE
WHEN THE TEACHERSFIND OUT WHAT YOU SAID
TO THAT POOR GIRL.
You Called Her FAT!?
Wendy confronts Butters about calling a girl fat, but he defends his high standards.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
To boost her confidence, the cheerleaders encourage Lisa Berger to ask Butters on a date.x CLOSE
Wendy confronts Butters about calling a girl fat, but he defends his high standards.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey has a sit down with Butters and Wendy to discuss the mean things said about Kim Kardashian.x CLOSE
Kanye tries to convince the class that his fiance is not a hobbit.x CLOSE
Wendy shows Butters the power of photoshop.x CLOSE
Clyde shows off his new and improved girlfriend to the boys.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey confronts Wendy about her jealous behavior.x CLOSE
Kanye interrupts the Person Of The Year Awards to once again defend his fiance.x CLOSE
Lisa Berger shares her secret to getting all the boys' attention.x CLOSE
They boys check out the girls' new pictures, while Stan asks Wendy for an "updated" one.x CLOSE