BOYS, I WANT TO THANK YOU FORCOMING DOWN TO MY OFFICE
ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
ARE WE IN TROUBLEOR SOMETHING ?
NO, BOYS, I'M A LAWYER.
YOUR FRIEND KENNYPASSED AWAY
AND I'VE CALLED YOU HERETO READ HIS WILL.
KENNY HAD A WILL ?
( clears throat )
"IN THE HIGHLY LIKELYEVENT OF MY DEATH,
"I, KENNY McCORMICK, WISH TOLEAVE ALL OF MY BELONGINGS
"TO MY GOOD FRIENDSSTAN AND KYLE.
DUDES, YOU WERE THE BEST FRIENDSA GUY COULD HAVE."
"TO ERIC CARTMAN:
"ERIC, I NEVERREALLY LIKED YOU.
"BUT THEN, NOBODY DOES.
"YOU HAVE NO ABILITYTO FEEL
"AND YOU ARE GOING TO DIEALONE AND MISERABLE.
"IT IS ONLY BECAUSE I FEELSO SORRY FOR YOU
THAT I LEAVE YOUMY SONY PSP."
OH YEAH !!
OH YEAH, BABY !!
WHO'S DA MAN ?!WHO'S DA MAN ?!
"THERE IS ONE MORE THINGI WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU ALL
"AS MY FRIENDS.
"IF I SHOULD EVER BEIN A VEGETATIVE STATE
"AND KEPT ALIVEON LIFE SUPPORT,
PLEASE WHAT ?
I DON'T KNOW,I LOST THE LAST PAGE.
WHO CARES ?!KENNY'S DEAD !
WHEN DO I TAKE POSSESSIONOF MY PSP, SIR ?
IT'S RIGHT HERE, ALONG WITHKENNY'S OTHER BELONGINGS.
THEY'RE ALL YOURS.
( licking lips )
HE'S ALIVE !
KENNY McCORMICK--HE'S ALIVE AT THE HOSPITAL !
OH MY GOD !
A lawyer reads Kenny's will to the boys.
Kenny is revived at a bad time.x CLOSE
Cartman proves to court he's Kenny's BFF.x CLOSE
Kenny saves the universe from Satan.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the long line for the new Sony PSP.x CLOSE
Kenny spends his days playing his Sony PSP.x CLOSE
Kenny is the chosen one.x CLOSE
Michael tells Kenny that he is Keanu Reeves.x CLOSE
Kenny's soul is trapped in his body.x CLOSE
A lawyer reads Kenny's will to the boys.x CLOSE
Cartman wants Kenny dead so he can inherit his Sony PSP.x CLOSE