Paging Dr. Bender.

Your vice principal gave birthto all five babies

with no epidural.

I must say,she's a very strong woman.

That she is.

The quintuplets are all healthyand resting away.

There are her babiesright there.

Oh, dude.Bro.

Yes, cute, little buggers,aren't they?

Three boysand two girls.

I think it's wrong to forcegender specification upon them

at this young age.

Funny. That's exactly whattheir mother said.

The quints are allCaucasian, blue-eyed,

and somethingkind of weird.

What's that?

Well, the babies are allextremely PC,

the likes of whichI have never seen.

Watch this.[ Intercom clicks ]

[ Over microphone ] Threeblack guys walk into a bar --

[ Babies crying ]

It's okay!It's okay!

They left!They left!

[ Crying stops ]

Doctor, would itbe possible for me

to hold the PC Babies?

I'm sorry. That's only forthe mother and father.

Though, accordingto the vice principal,

the father doesn'teven exist.