Paging Dr. Bender.
Your vice principal gave birthto all five babies
with no epidural.
I must say,she's a very strong woman.
That she is.
The quintuplets are all healthyand resting away.
There are her babiesright there.
Yes, cute, little buggers,aren't they?
Three boysand two girls.
I think it's wrong to forcegender specification upon them
at this young age.
Funny. That's exactly whattheir mother said.
The quints are allCaucasian, blue-eyed,
and somethingkind of weird.
Well, the babies are allextremely PC,
the likes of whichI have never seen.
Watch this.[ Intercom clicks ]
[ Over microphone ] Threeblack guys walk into a bar --
[ Babies crying ]
It's okay!It's okay!
They left!They left!
[ Crying stops ]
Doctor, would itbe possible for me
to hold the PC Babies?
I'm sorry. That's only forthe mother and father.
Though, accordingto the vice principal,
the father doesn'teven exist.
The Most PC Babies
PC Principal visits the Strong Woman's babies in the Nursery and gets some startling news from the doctor.