- ALL RIGHT, SO FAR WE AGREE
THERE'LL BENO AUTOMATIC RIFLES,
NO SHANKS,AND NO CHEMICAL WEAPONS.
- IF THERE CAN BENO CHEMICAL WEAPONS,
THEN THE CHRISTIANS CAN USENO NUCLEAR WEAPONS.
[overlapping yelling in Farsi]
- OH, COME ON.WITHOUT NUCLEAR WEAPONS,
WHAT KIND OF FINAL ARMAGEDDONIS THIS GONNA BE?
- YEAH!- THAT'S RIGHT!
- COULD WE AGREE ONNON-BALLISTIC NUCLEAR ONLY?
- YEAH, I SUPPOSE THAT'S FINE.- THAT MAKES SENSE.
- NON-BALLISTIC NUCLEAR ONLY.ALL RIGHT.
NOW ON TO PRISONERS.
ARE WE ALL AGREEINGTO DECAPITATIONS?
- OF COURSE WE ARE!WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS?
- YEAH, COME ON.[yelling in Farsi]
- WAIT A MINUTE.WAIT A MINUTE.
HAS ANYONE NOTICED SOMETHING?
WE ARE ALL IN A ROOM TOGETHER.TALKING.
HAS IT OCCURRED TO ANYONE ELSETHAT THIS PROPHECY,
WHICH AMAZINGLYIS IN ALL THREE RELIGIONS,
COULD ACTUALLY BE MEANTTO BRING US TOGETHER?
- THE PROPHECY SAYS THE REDHEIFER SIGNALS THE END.
COULD IT MEAN THE END OF WAR?
- IF THE COW IS SACRIFICEDIN ISRAEL,
ACCORDING TO THE PROPHECY,
THE PERHAPS IT COULDBRING ABOUT PEACE.
- ♪ AH
Armageddon Terms Committee
While discussing terms of war, the Muslims, Christians and Jews decide instead to sacrifice the Red Heifer.
Cartman humbly apologizes, and shows the whole school the red headed cow.x CLOSE
Word of the Ginger Cow spreads across newsrooms of the world, and the reporters all share the same reaction.x CLOSE
Representatives from Israel visit the school to speak with Kyle about the Red Heifer.x CLOSE
People of all religions descend upon South Park to see the Ginger Cow.x CLOSE
While discussing terms of war, the Muslims, Christians and Jews decide instead to sacrifice the Red Heifer.x CLOSE
News of peace in the Middle East spreads as Cartman confesses his lie to Kyle.x CLOSE
In front of the whole school, Kyle confesses that he loves the taste of Cartman's farts.x CLOSE
Kyle visits Mr. Mackey to ask for advice about Cartman's farts.x CLOSE
Jews, Christians, and Muslims have united, ushering in 10 years of Van Halen.x CLOSE
Stan visits Kyle to try and find out why he likes Cartman's farts so much.x CLOSE