- BEFORE THIS MEETINGCONTINUES,
I SHOULD HAVE YOU BE AWARE THATMY FACE HAS TESTED POSITIVE
FOR QUEEFY SAUCE.
- I'M SORRY,BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE.
I JUST WANT TO KNOWWHAT MEDICATION
MY LITTLE BROTHER HAS BEENGETTING YOU FROM AND WHY?
- PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD GETTHEIR MEDICATION FROM CANADA.
- YEAH, BUT SOMETHING'S WRONGWITH MY BROTHER,
AND IT MAY BE YOUR FAULT.
- THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
THE CANADIAN HEALTH CARESYSTEM IS COMPLETELY INTEGRATED
AND STREAMLINED INTELLILINK.
- YOU USE INTELLILINK?OH, MY GOD!
WILL YOU CHECK HIS RECORDS,PLEASE?
- SURE, NO PROBLEM.
NOW, WHAT'S YOUR BROTHER'SCANADIAN MEDICARE SMART NAME?
- I DON'T KNOW.
TRY STRANGE TAMER.
[click]AH, YEP, THERE IT IS.
AH, YES, HERE WE GO.
I SEE YOUR LITTLE BROTHERHAS A CONSTIPATION PROBLEM
AND HAS BEEN TAKING A DAILYLAXATIVE SINCE LAST MAY.
AH, YES, I'M AFRAID INTELLILINKMIXED THAT UP,
AND YOUR BROTHER'S BEENRECEIVING
LARGE DOSES OF HORMONESTHAT WERE SUPPOSED TO GO
TO AN ATHLETE IN THE NORTHEAST.
- ARE YOU SAYING THAT IKEHAS BEEN GIVEN REGULAR DOSES
OF HORMONES BECAUSEOF AN INTELLILINK SCREW UP?
- YES, THAT'S RIGHT.- THAT SYSTEM
IS TOTALLY SCREWED UP AND DOESNOTHING BUT WREAK HAVOC!
- IT'S FINE! IT WORKS FINE!JUST GIVE IT TIME!
GOD, YOU SOUND LIKE MY WIFE.
- THAT MUST BE IT.DON'T YOU SEE, TERRY,
THAT HEALTH CARE INTEGRATIONSYSTEM
HAS MADE YOU DEFENSIVEAND HOSTILE,
AND YOUR WIFE'S BEENPUTTING UP WITH IT.
- AND...THAT'S WHY SHE QUEEFEDIN MY FACE.
- EXCUSE ME!IF MY LITTLE BROTHER
HAS BEEN GETTINGSOME ATHLETE'S HORMONES,
THEN WHO HAS BEEN GETTINGIKE'S MEDICATION?
Canadian Health Care
Kyle visits the Canadian Minister of Health to discuss the medication Ike's been given.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey introduces the school's new computer system, Intellilink.x CLOSE
Kyle tries to get some quality time with his brother watching Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Ike and Kyle sit down to watch an informative video about Canadian Puberty.x CLOSE
After continued problems with the school's new system, Mr. Mackey calls in Cody, the Itellilink Smartnician.x CLOSE
Kyle has bad news about Yo Gabba Gabba, and Ike does not take it well.x CLOSE
Ike tames Foofa's strange at Yo Gabba Gabba Live. Afterwards, the Gabba gang confronts Kyle and his brother about Ike's behavior.x CLOSE
The Canadian Minister of Health sits down with a friend to discuss issues with his wife.x CLOSE
The school faculty holds a meeting to discuss the many problems with the Intellilink system.x CLOSE
The Yo Gabba Gabba gang tries to make Foofa reconsider her plans to go on the MTV Music Awards.x CLOSE