- THE INTERFACE IS PRETTY COOL.
SEE, I TOLD YOU GUYS IT'S REALLYA SEAMLESS INTERFACE.
- YEAH, IT IS.
- THE GRAPHICS ARE DEFINITELY10% BETTER THAN THE OLD XBOX.
- YEAH, THAT--THAT'S PRETTY NICE.
[game sounds stops]
YOU GUYS WANT TO PLAY OUTSIDEOR SOMETHING?
- CARTMAN,YOUR SIDE WON, DUDE.
WHY ARE YOU SO SAD?
- I JUST...I CAN'T GETTHE IMAGE OF BILL GATES
BASHING THAT GUY'S HEADAPART OUT OF MY EYES.
- YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
- WELL, LOOK, GUYS.XBOX WON THE CONSOLE WARS.
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO,NOT PLAY VIDEO GAMES?
- THE LAST FEW WEEKS WE'VE BEENTOO BUSY TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES,
AND LOOK AT WHAT WE DID.
THERE'S BEEN DRAMA, ACTION,ROMANCE.
I MEAN, HONESTLY, YOU GUYS,
DO WE NEED VIDEO GAMESTO PLAY?
- THAT'S RIGHT.- HE'S TRYING TO MAKE A POINT.
- MAYBE WE STARTED TO RELYON MICROSOFT AND SONY SO MUCH
THAT WE FORGOT THAT ALL WE NEEDTO PLAY ARE THE SIMPLEST THINGS
LIKE...LIKE THIS!WE CAN JUST PLAY WITH THIS!
SCREW VIDEO GAMES, DUDE.WHO [BEEPED] NEEDS THEM?
- YEAH!- YEAH!
- [BEEPED] 'EM!
- THE SOUTH PARK VIDEO GAME,
COMING TO STORES SOON.
- YEAH, AND IF YOU BELIEVE THAT
I GOT A BIG, FLOPPY WIENER
TO DANGLE IN YOUR FACE.
Screw Video Games!
After finally playing the Xbox One, the boys decide to go outside and play instead.
An action packed recap of the events leading up to "Titties and Dragons".x CLOSE
South Park's intro gets an all new song!x CLOSE
Anime Princess Kenny comes to the aide of the Sony Corporation.x CLOSE
Channel 9 News interviews a Black Friday shopper outside the South Park Mall.x CLOSE
As Stan's army plans their attack, the Xbox Fighters offer terms for a truce.x CLOSE
Princess Kenny receives an invitation to the Red Robin Wedding.x CLOSE
Cartman and Stan discuss their plans in the Enchanted Garden, only to be interrupted by the old man again.x CLOSE
At the South Park Mall, everyone awaits the arrival of this year's honorary ribbon cutter, who is traveling by horseback.x CLOSE
As everyone prepares for the Red Robin wedding, Kyle discovers that something has happened to Stan.x CLOSE
Kyle visits a captive Stan and apologizes.x CLOSE