MR. GARRISON:♪ Where has my country gone?
♪ Where has my country gone?
♪ It was a land of opportunitythat we held dear ♪
♪ But now all these otherassholes are comin' here ♪
♪ And where's my country gone?
♪ It was just herelike two seconds ago ♪
♪ 'Cause when they said thatthis was the land of the free ♪
♪ I'm pretty surethat they were referring to me ♪
♪ And my country's gone!
♪ It got upset,and now it's wandered away ♪
♪ It took 43 presidentsto make us stand tall ♪
♪ And just one black guyto unravel it all ♪
♪ Country gone!
♪ Please tell itthat we need her back home ♪
♪ There's a great big holein the liberty bucket ♪
♪ 'Cause someone forgot to tellthe foreigners to suck it ♪
♪ And now they're allhanging out on my lawn ♪
[ Trumpets playing ]
♪ And now they're ruiningmy song ♪
♪ Making it soundlike Chuck Mangione ♪
♪ Where my country gone?
Seems like everyone's afraidto speak the truth around here.
Well, I'm throwing my hat in
and sayingI'll figure this thing out.
Now, I might not understandpolitics or immigration policies
or the law
or basicideological concepts.
But damn it, I understand
there's a bunchof Canadians here,
and I'm gonna do somethingabout it!
[ Applause ]-Whoo-hoo!
Garrison sings a song about all the illegal immigrants ruining his country.