- WE WELCOME YOU
TO THE FIRST LADY'SSYMPOSIUM ON OBESITY.
WITH YOUR KEYNOTE SPEAKER,MICHELLE OBAMA.
- OUR COUNTRY IS IN THE MIDSTOF AN EPIDEMIC.
RECENTLY A VERY BIG CONFLICTWAS BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION,
A CONFLICT THAT ILLUSTRATES,WITHOUT A DOUBT,
WHAT SHOULD BE OUR NATION'SNUMBER ONE PRIORITY.
WHAT WILL WE DO AS A COUNTRY?
I CANNOT GIVE YOUANY EASY ANSWERS.
BUT WHAT I CAN GIVE YOU ISWHAT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
HONEY BOO BOOVS. FATTY POO POO!
[corner bell clangs]
- YOU'RE GOING DOWN, BITCH!NOBODY TAKES MY RATINGS!
- THAT'S GOOD, FATTY!GET PISSED!
- I AM PISSED!
- YEAH, FATTY!
- YEAH, I AM FAT AND I'M PISSED!
- AIN'T NOBODY CAN BEATMY BOO BOO AT SKETTI WRESTLING!
- LET'S DO THIS!
- AGH AGH! AY!
[cheers and applause]
- I AIN'T DONE WITH YOU, BITCH.
- YEAH! TIP ASSIST!
Honey Boo Boo vs. Fatty Doo Doo
At the First Lady's Symposium on Obesity, Cartman and Honey Boo Boo throw down.
The boys go shopping and can't help notice all the fat people on mobility scooters.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a mobility scooter and demands that Kyle make his bathroom handicapped accessible.x CLOSE
Cartman struggles with the shame of his new mobility scooter.x CLOSE
The government installs "tip assist" on all mobility scooters, as Cartman gives an impassioned speech about his size.x CLOSE
Kyle and Stan sit down to watch Honey Boo Boo.x CLOSE
James Cameron begins his underwater quest to raise the bar.x CLOSE
Token and Kyle devise a plan to make a documentary about Cartman's obesity.x CLOSE
Kyle unveils his documentary about Cartman.x CLOSE
Kyle confronts Token about the "documentary" they made together.x CLOSE
James Cameron continues his quest to raise the bar, while Kyle and Stan have a heart to heart.x CLOSE