THANK YOU, MY CHILDREN.
WE'VE ALL BEEN THROUGHA LOT.
WE GOT CAUGHT UP IN SCAUSES...
THAT DIDN'T MEAN SQUAT.
THEY TURNED MY MESSAGE AWAYFROM THE TEACHINGS IT HID
AND MADE IT ABOUT MEAND THINGS THAT I DID.
WHICH, OF COURSE, I DIDN'T DO.
AND EVEN IF I DID USEPERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS,
SO DIDALL THE OTHER PROPHETS.
BUT I DIDN'T.
SO WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED,
FROM THIS GREATWRISTBAND THEFT?
THAT WHEN STRIPPED OF OURSCAUSES,
ONLY CAUSES ARE LEFT.
AND CAUSES SHOULDN'T BE WORNON OUR WRISTS WITH A SNEER.
LET'S KEEP OUR CAUSESWHERE THEY BELONG,
WHICH IS RIGHT HERE.
FREE PUSSY RIOT!
[cheers and applause]
- FREE PUSSY RIOT!
Only Causes Are Left
Jesus reminds everyone to focus on the cause, not the scause.
The people of South Park line up to remove their wristbands.x CLOSE
More news comes in about a beloved icon using performance enhancing drugs.x CLOSE
The boys confront Stan when they realize he's still wearing the wristband.x CLOSE
Stan goes on the Charlie Rose show, and continues to defend his position about wearing the wristband.x CLOSE
After his appearance on the Charlie Rose show, people start wearing brown bracelets to show their support for standing.x CLOSE
Stan finally does his Nike commercial.x CLOSE
Stan is accused of super-gluing his bracelet, and not standing his ground.x CLOSE
Results conclude that Stan's bracelet was indeed cut off. Meanwhile, Kyle confronts Stan about the allegations.x CLOSE
Stan and Jesus break into the French-Swedish scientist's house.x CLOSE
Jesus and Stan hatch a plan to get people refocused on what really matters.x CLOSE