[doorbell rings]

- TRICK OR TREAT.

- TRICK OR TREAT.

- OH, WOW!

LOOK, HONEY, IT'S IRON MAN,

CAPTAIN AMERICA, THOR,

AND BRUCE VILANCH!

- I'M NOT BRUCE VILANCH.

- OH.WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?

OH, RIGHT,YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THAT...

UH...- THE INCREDIBLE...

- RIGHT, RIGHT!THE INCREDIBLE CHAZ BONO!

REMEMBER HONEY DANCING WITH THE STARS, THE FAT TRANSEXUAL?

- OH, CUTE!

- NO, NOT CHAZ BONO.

DO YOU SEE MY SKIN?I'M GREEN.

- THE INCREDIBLEHARVEY FIERSTEIN?

- NO, HARVEY FIERSTEIN'SJUST GAY AND FAT, HONEY,

HE'S NOT GREEN.

- THE PERSON I'M DRESSED ASIS NOT FAT AND NOT GAY.

- THE INCREDIBLY FAT AND GAYSKINNY STRAIGHT MAN?

- JUST GIVE US SOMEFUCKING CANDY!

IT'S STAN'S STUPIDCAPTAIN AMERICA COSTUME!

THAT'S WHAT'S THROWINGEVERYBODY OFF!

HOW ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO GETTHAT I'M THE HULK

WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICAIS ON FRICKIN' FACETIME?!

[doorbell rings]

- TRICK OR TREAT.

- OH, WOW, IT'S THE AVENGERS!- THAT'S RIGHT!

- OH, AND HONEY BOO BOO!

KIDS, COME SEE THE GREENHONEY BOO BOO COSTUME!