- NOW, WHEN DR. DREWTOLD JEFF CONWAY
HE WAS ON A ONE-WAYSTREET TO NOWHERE,
WHAT TACTICS DID HE USETO TRY AND CONVINCE--
- MR. MARSH.IF YOU DON'T MIND,
WE'D LIKE TOSEE YOUR BRACELET.
- FOR WHAT?
- IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE,
THEN PLEASE HAND IT OVER,MR. MARSH.
- WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLETALKING ABOUT?
- ARE WE GOOD?WE LIVE?
TOM, I'M HEREAT SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY
WHERE OFFICIALS HAVEBARGED THEIR WAY IN
AFTER REPORTS THAT STAN MARSHOF THE STANGROUND FOUNDATION
DID IN FACT AT ONE POINTREMOVE HIS YELLOW BRACELET.
RUMORS HAVE SURFACED THAT STANDID NOT STAND HIS GROUND
AS PREVIOUSLY STATED,
AND THAT THE WRISTBANDIS IN FACT,
SUPER-GLUED BACK TOGETHER.
- PLEASE LET US CHECK YOURWRISTBAND FOR SUPER GLUE.
- NO!THIS IS STUPID!
- HE'S THE ONE PERSON WHODOESN'T DO STUFF LIKE THAT!
WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE?!
- ARE YOU AFRAID WE MIGHT FINDGLUE ON YOUR BRACELET,
MR. MARSH?- NO!
I NEVER CUT IT OFF.
- THEN LET US SEE IT.
- THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!WHO OUT THERE
IS SAYING THAT OUR FRIEND STANIS A LIAR?!
- I CANNOT SAY, BUT HE ISA RELIABLE AND CREDIBLE SOURCE
WHO IS OF THE UTMOST PRESTIGE.
- WHO?!- ALL RIGHT.
IT WAS CRAIG.
- CRAIG?!YOU ASSHOLE.
- WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA,CRAIG?!
- IT JUST LOOKED LIKE YOUCUT IT OFF, THAT'S ALL.
- YOU GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DOTHAN TRY AND KNOCK ME DOWN?!
YOU CAN'T JUST SAY ANYTHINGYOU WANT ABOUT PEOPLE!
- OOH, LOOK AT HIM GO,STANDIN' HIS GROUND!
- YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENSWHEN YOU LIE, CRAIG?!
YOU HOLD THAT LIE INSIDE...- GO, STAN!
- AND IT GROWS AND IT GROWSRIGHT IN YOUR BALLS
UNTIL THEY HAVE TOCUT IT OUT!
- LITTLE UNNECESSARY,BUT GO, STAN!
- GO AHEAD AND TEST IT!
THEN LET'S JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENSTO THIS MONEY-HUNGRY
- YEAH!- PROSTITUTE!
This Is An Outrage!!!
Stan is accused of super-gluing his bracelet, and not standing his ground.
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.x CLOSE
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.x CLOSE
The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.x CLOSE
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.x CLOSE
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.x CLOSE
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.x CLOSE
Cartman signs up for a home security system.x CLOSE
The people of South Park line up to remove their wristbands.x CLOSE
More news comes in about a beloved icon using performance enhancing drugs.x CLOSE
The boys confront Stan when they realize he's still wearing the wristband.x CLOSE
Stan goes on the Charlie Rose show, and continues to defend his position about wearing the wristband.x CLOSE
After his appearance on the Charlie Rose show, people start wearing brown bracelets to show their support for standing.x CLOSE
Stan finally does his Nike commercial.x CLOSE
Stan is accused of super-gluing his bracelet, and not standing his ground.x CLOSE
Results conclude that Stan's bracelet was indeed cut off. Meanwhile, Kyle confronts Stan about the allegations.x CLOSE
Stan and Jesus break into the French-Swedish scientist's house.x CLOSE
Jesus and Stan hatch a plan to get people refocused on what really matters.x CLOSE