IT'S LIKEHE'S A DIFFERENT PERSON.
LAST NIGHT I WALKED IN ON HIMIN THE BATHROOM.
HE WAS SITTING ON THE TOILETFLAMBEING A PORK CHOP.
- SHARON, I'M SO SORRY.
- IT JUST MAKES ME FEELUNWANTED, YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, AM I NOT ATTRACTIVEANYMORE?
I MEAN, I DON'T EXERCISEANYMORE AT ALL.
- WELL, IF IT WILL MAKE YOUFEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF,
THEN WORKOUT, SHARON.
- LIKE I HAVE TIME TO GOTO THE GYM EVERY DAY.
- THERE ARE PLENTYOF THINGS YOU CAN BUY
TO HELP YOU GETA GOOD WORKOUT AT HOME.
HAVE YOU HEARD OFTHE SHAKE WEIGHT?
- OOH!- MMM!
- OH!- AHH!
- HELP YOU FIND ANYTHING?
- OH, YES. I WAS INTERESTEDIN THE SHAKE WEIGHTS.
- BIGGEST SELLERTHE PAST FOUR MONTHS!
WHAT MODEL ARE YOULOOKING AT?
- OH, I DIDN'T REALIZETHERE WERE DIFFERENT MODELS.
- WELL, YOU GOTYOUR STANDARD, YOUR DELUXE,
SMALL TO LARGE SIZES.
BUT IF YOU'RE REALLY LOOKINGFOR A WORKOUT,
YOU MIGHT WANT TOTRY THE BIG JIM.
THAT WOMAN OVER THEREIS TRYING IT OUT.
- I THINK I'LL STARTWITH THE SMALLER WHITE ONES.
- SMALLER WHITE ONES,YES, MA'AM.
STANDARDOR VOICE ASSIST MODEL?
- WELL, I DON'T KNOW--
- I WOULD DEFINITELYRECOMMEND THE VOICE ASSIST.
IT HAS RECORDED VOICE COMMANDS
TO HELP MOTIVATE YOUIN YOUR WORKOUT.
- [computer voice]YOU ARE DOING EXCELLENT.
NOW SWITCH ARMS.
WOW. GOOD JOB.
YOU ARE AMAZING.- [breathing heavily]
- YOU ARE VERY ATTRACTIVEAND INTERESTING.
- THANK YOU, SHAKE WEIGHT.
- COME ON NOW.ALMOST FINISHED.
KEEP GOING.KEEP GOING.
[bell chimes,fluid gurgles]
- YOUR WORKOUT IS FINISHED.[bell rings]
HERE IS SOME CAB FARE.
- OH, WOW!
- NOW GOING TO SLEEP MODE.
[Shake Weight beeps]
The Big Jim
Sharon tries out the latest exercise craze.
The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.x CLOSE
The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.x CLOSE
Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to treat his testicular cancer.x CLOSE
When Kyle begs Stan to "friend" him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.x CLOSE
The town of South Park faces a class action lawsuit as every celebrity they've ever ridiculed is out for revenge.x CLOSE
Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"x CLOSE
Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.x CLOSE
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.x CLOSE
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.x CLOSE
Randy stays up late to watch the no-no channel.x CLOSE
Randy sneaks in a little more Food Network after work.x CLOSE
Sharon blocks out the food channels, so Randy turns to the Food Network Hotline.x CLOSE
Sharon tries out the latest exercise craze.x CLOSE
Randy quits his job to persue his new passion.x CLOSE
Randy tries his hand at his very own cooking show.x CLOSE
Sharon blows off some steam on the beach.x CLOSE
The boys come up with a plan to foil Randy's cooking dreams.x CLOSE
Sharon is woken up for a late night workout.x CLOSE
The school cafeteria is flooded with Food Network's stars.x CLOSE