- SURE, WE HAVE THE BALLOTS.
BUT WE DON'T HAVE THEMRIGHT HERE WITH US NOW.
- OKAY, YOU WANT ME TO COMEIN AGAIN, WE CAN START OVER.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
WHERE ARE THE MISSING BALLOTS?!
- OH, GOD DAMN IT, KYLE.
I WAS JUST ABOUTTO GET WHAT I WANTED!
- MR. PRESIDENT,WE GOT YOU RE-ELECTED.
NOW YOU WILL GIVE USTHE STAR WA TECHNOLOGY
SO THAT WE CANMAKE THE SEQUELS!
- I TOLD YOU CHINAWOULD GET THE RIGHTS
TO STAR WAR FROM DISNEY
AS LONG AS MY PRESIDENCYWAS SECURE.
UNTIL I HAVE THOSE BALLOTSIT IS NOT SECURE.
- WAIT A MINUTE.
THE RIGHTS TO STAR WARS, THE MOVIES?!
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!!
- WHAT'S GOING ON IS THE SALEOF AMERICA'S GREATEST ASSET.
YOU SEE, WHEN THE UNITED STATESCREATED STAR WARS
IT MADE THIS COUNTRYINCREDIBLY POWERFUL.
- MORGAN FREEMAN?
- EARLIER THIS WEEK,
LUCAS SIGNED THE RIGHTSTO STAR WARS OVER TO DISNEY,
AND THE CHINESE SAW A WAYTO OBTAIN IT FOR THEMSELVES.
THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT KNEW
THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA WOULD HELPTHEM TAKE THE RIGHTS FROM DISNEY
IF THEY HELPED HIM GETRE-ELECTED.
- BUT THE CHILD WHO ACTUALLYSTOLE THE BALLOTS
HAS HIDDEN THEM
AND WON'T GIVE THEM TO ANYONEUNTIL HIS DEMANDS ARE MET.
YOU'VE ALL GOTQUITE A MESS ON YOUR HANDS.
I WISH YOU WELL WITH IT.
- JUST ONE THING,MORGAN FREEMAN.
HOW COME EVERY TIME SOMETHINGCONVOLUTED NEEDS EXPLAINING,
YOU SHOW UP?
- BECAUSE EVERY TIME I SHOW UPAND EXPLAIN SOMETHING,
I EARN A FRECKLE.
- SO HERE'S THE DEAL,GENERAL TSAO, MR. PRESIDENT.
WHEN THE CHINESEMAKE THE SEQUELS,
I GET TO PLAY THE PARTOF LUKE SKYWALKER'S SON.
- THAT WAS NOT THE DEAL!WE WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY YOU!
- WELL, THEN I GUESS WE'RE ABOUTTO PLAY A GAME OF CHICKEN,
- HA HA, I GET IT.GENERAL TSAO'S CH-CHI-CHICKEN.
The boys burst in and disrupt the meeting between Cartman, General Tsao and President Obama.
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.x CLOSE
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.x CLOSE
The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.x CLOSE
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.x CLOSE
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.x CLOSE
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.x CLOSE
Cartman signs up for a home security system.x CLOSE
Cartman visits all the swing states and puts his election scheme into motion.x CLOSE
President Obama is officially re-elected, and Cartman lets Kyle in on his voting scam.x CLOSE
With his re-election secured, the President is forced to make good on his promise to the Chinese.x CLOSE
Kyle and the police bust into Cartman's room, but find nothing.x CLOSE
Kyle goes to the boys for help it seems like Butters knows more than he's willing to say.x CLOSE
Cartman and General Tsao sit down at Red Lobster to meet with the newly elected President.x CLOSE
With Butters in the hospital the boys swing by to grill him for information.x CLOSE
The boys burst in and disrupt the meeting between Cartman, General Tsao and President Obama.x CLOSE
The boys search Cartman's house for the ballots, and are paid an unexpected visit by Mr. Mouse.x CLOSE
Cartman pays Butters a hospital visit and assures him that no one will EVER find the hidden ballots.x CLOSE