Mr. President,The Russians are scrambling
bombersto attack Denmark.
NATO wants to knowhow we intend to stop them.
Mr. President.Mr. President, you can't
just sit therewith your stank face.
The Troll Trace websiteis set to go online
in lessthan 15 minutes!
The world isin complete chaos!
Sir! Someone is leadinga coordinated cyber strike
on the Troll Trace website.
A cyber attack?Well, that's good.
Where's it coming from?
Could be Russian.We don't know.
Whoever this troll is, he'spretty [bleep] hard-core, sir.
[ Music by Boston playing ]
Okay, okay. Token.Token, are you there?
I'm here.What's this about, Kyle?
I can't tell you, dude.I just need your help.
Please,my life depends on it.
Okay, okay, sure.
All right,I need you to tell me
the worst thing I can sayon a United Negro College Fund
website to piss offblack people.
Token, please!There's no time to explain!
Beyoncé ain't nothingbut a Taylor Swift rip-off.
That helps.Thank you!
[ Beep ]Tweak, Craig, I need you
to get on the GLADD websiteand respond
to all the horrible shitI just said about gay people.
Why'd you day horrible shitabout gay people?
It's not important.Just get on it and respond.
[ Ringing ]Hang on.
Dude, I needeverybody online, now!
For what?There's no time to explain.
You've got to go outand get everybody.
Tell them to geton their computers. Go!Okay!
[ Beeps ]Jimmy, what'sthe worst possible thing
we can say on a websitefor handicapped Syrian refugees?
W-W-Waddle back to Syria,desert-tard?
[ Doorknob rattlingand pounding on door ]
Sheila: You boys better not beon that computer!
I'll make you pay for this!
You locked your motherin the pantry?!
I'll lock youin your rooms forever!
Get On Your Computers
The Pentagon prepares for the fall out once TrollTrace goes online. Meanwhile Kyle and the boys of South Park launch a coordinated cyber-strike on TrollTrace.