all:YEAH, YEAH, DO WE ROCK?
YEAH, YEAH,TAKE IT TO THE TOP.
YEAH, YEAH,ARE WE GONNA STOP?
NO WAY.NO WAY.
- CHEER SQUAD ROLL CALL!
- HEIDI!- NICOLE!
- BEBE!- LOLA!
- RED!- ANNIE!
- [softly]LISA BERGER.
- OH, GOD.
- HERE WE GO.- UGH.
- COULD WE MAYBETRY ONE
WITHOUT LISA BERGER?
- YOU GUYS, STOP IT.
OKAY, LISA,THAT'S GREAT.
BUT YOU NEED TO HAVESOME MORE CONFIDENCE, OKAY?
- BUT I'M THE FAT ONE.- WHAT?
EVERY CHEERLEADING SQUADHAS THE FAT, UGLY CHEERLEADER,
AND THAT'S ME.
- SEE, THAT'STHE PROBLEM, LISA.
YOU HAVE A BAD SELF IMAGE.
JUST PROJECT ALL YOUR SASSINESSTO ALL THE BOYS OUT THERE, OKAY?
- THERE'S ONLY ONE BOYTHAT LISA CARES ABOUT.
- YEAH, LISA HASA CRUSH ON BUTTERS.
- SHUT UP.
- BUT, LISA,THAT'S GREAT.
HAVE YOU TOLD BUTTERSTHAT YOU LIKE HIM?
- NO WAY.I'D JUST GET MADE FUN OF.
- LISA, THIS IS EXACTLYWHAT YOU NEED.
TAKE BUTTERSTO SEE A MOVIE OR SOMETHING.
IT'LL DO WONDERSFOR YOUR CONFIDENCE.
- SO THEN, UH,THE FELLA WITH THE MOUSTACHE
EATS ALL THE CUPCAKES,AND THE LADY TAKES OUT A GUN
AND PUTS IT IN HIS FACE,AND SHE SAYS--
- UH, EXCUSE ME, BUTTERS?
- OH, YES?
- UM, WELL...
I WAS JUST WONDERINGIF MAYBE
YOU WOULD LIKE TO GOTO A MOVIE THIS WEEKEND.
- OH.OH, LIKE A DATE?
OH, NO THANKS, LISA.
I REALLYAPPRECIATE THE OFFER,
BUT YOU'RETOO FAT FOR ME.
- OKAY, THANKS.
- SEE YA, LISA!
- HA HA, BUTTERS GOTASKED OUT BY A FAT GIRL.
- AT LEAST SHE DIDN'TTRY TO SIT ON HIM.
- YOU GUYS, COME ON,THAT'S NOT COOL.
YOU SHOULDN'T RIP ON HERBECAUSE SHE'S FAT.
YOU SHOULD RIP ON HERBECAUSE SHE'S UGLY, OKAY?
SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HIT HERIN THE FACE WITH A HOT SHOVEL,
AND THAT'SWHY SHE SUCKS, ALL RIGHT?
Lisa Has A Crush On Butters!
To boost her confidence, the cheerleaders encourage Lisa Berger to ask Butters on a date.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
To boost her confidence, the cheerleaders encourage Lisa Berger to ask Butters on a date.x CLOSE
Wendy confronts Butters about calling a girl fat, but he defends his high standards.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey has a sit down with Butters and Wendy to discuss the mean things said about Kim Kardashian.x CLOSE
Kanye tries to convince the class that his fiance is not a hobbit.x CLOSE
Wendy shows Butters the power of photoshop.x CLOSE
Clyde shows off his new and improved girlfriend to the boys.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey confronts Wendy about her jealous behavior.x CLOSE
Kanye interrupts the Person Of The Year Awards to once again defend his fiance.x CLOSE
Lisa Berger shares her secret to getting all the boys' attention.x CLOSE
They boys check out the girls' new pictures, while Stan asks Wendy for an "updated" one.x CLOSE