- DAD, DO WE REALLYHAVE TO WEAR BRAS?
- YEAH, STAN, THIS ISWHAT PEOPLE WANT.
DON'T WORRY,YOU LOOK REALLY COOL.
- I GOT THE BALLOON,COACH MARSH.
WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH IT?
- OH, YOU KNOW, TRY TO GET ITINTO THE END ZONE,
BUT BE REALLY POLITEABOUT IT.
EXCUSE ME.PARDON ME.
YOU GUYS LOOK TERRIFIC.
WOW, THIS GAME IS GREAT!
- HOW'S IT GOING, COACH?
- HOW'S IT GOING?AWESOME!
NOBODY'S GETTING HURT,
AND THE KIDS ARE LEARNINGVALUABLE LIFE LESSONS,
'CAUSE HUGGING AND SAFETY ISWHAT THE WORLD IS ALL ABOUT!
- SO, YOU'RE HAPPY WITHTHESE CHANGES?
- HAPPY? I'M THRILLED!
LOOK AT HOW MUCH BETTERTHIS IS!
- IS FOOTBALL SAFEFOR YOUR KIDS?
CONCERNED PARENT,RANDY MARSH, SAYS NO,
AND HAS STARTED A MOVEMENTTO REFORM THE SPORT,
GATHERING FOLLOWERSBY THE HUNDREDS.
- OH, THIS IS GOOD.
NICE FOR YOU ALL TO TURN OUTIN RECORD NUMBERS
TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORTFOR SARCASTABALL.
- YEAH, YEAH, WE'RE THROUGHWITH OUR KIDS
GETTING "KNOCKED ONDA GWOOOUND AND TACKWLED."
LET'S MAKE SARCASTABALL
THE OFFICIAL SCHOOL SPORTNATIONWIDE!
[cheers and applause]
GO ON!PAT YOURSELVES ON THE BACK!
- SHOWING JUST HOW MUCH ONECONCERNED PARENT CAN DO,
MARSH THEN FOUND HIMSELF
IN FRONT OF THE LEADERSOF WASHINGTON.
- YEAH, YEAH,LET'S DO THAT.
WE GOT AN ECONOMYIN THE TOILET,
A BIG ELECTION COMING UP,
BUT THIS COUNTRY'SNUMBER ONE PRIORITY
SHOULD BE MAKINGFOOTBALL SAFER.
[cheers and applause]
Hugging and Safety
After the first practice, news of Sarcastaball sweeps across the nation.
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.x CLOSE
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.x CLOSE
The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.x CLOSE
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.x CLOSE
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.x CLOSE
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.x CLOSE
Cartman signs up for a home security system.x CLOSE
Randy and the boys tune in and witness the dangers of football.x CLOSE
Randy confronts the PTA and sarcastically proposes new rules for the game of football.x CLOSE
After the first practice, news of Sarcastaball sweeps across the nation.x CLOSE
Just when the boys want to quit, Butters rallies the team.x CLOSE
Randy moves up to the NFL and takes Sarcastaball with him.x CLOSE
The boys nominate Butters as team captain. Soon after, he has another one of his happy dreams.x CLOSE
Randy leads his NFL team to it's first victory.x CLOSE
Butters shares his secret stash of goo with Cartman.x CLOSE
After an appearance on "Rome", Sharon confronts Randy about his mental health.x CLOSE
The South Park Cows take on their toughest opponent, and Butters shares his goo with the team.x CLOSE