PRINCIPAL VICTORIA, WE AREA DEVOUT CATHOLIC FAMILY.
DO YOU MIND TELLING ME WHYMY DAUGHTER NOW THINKS
SHE'S A RETARDEDFISH-FROG ? !
I TOLD YOU THISWOULD HAPPEN, DIDN'T I ?
MR. TRISCOTTI,I WASN'T AWARE--
WE HAVE WORKED YEARSTO INSTILL
THE TEACHINGS OF JESUS CHRISTINTO OUR DAUGHTER
AND WITH ONE FELL SWOOP
YOU TRY TO DESTROYEVERYTHING WE DID !
I HEAR YOU.
SIR, IF YOU DON'TWISH YOUR DAUGHTER
TO LEARN ABOUT EVOLUTION,
THEN WE CAN PULL HEROUT OF CLASS.
YOU MOST CERTAINLY WILL !
BUT DAD, I WANT TOLEARN EVERYTHING.
NO, YOU DON'T,SHUT UP !
WELL, I TOLD YOU.
WE SHOULD LEAVE EVOLUTIONOUT OF THE CLASSROOMS.
IT HAS BECOME OBVIOUS TO ME
THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ENOUGHABOUT EVOLUTION TO TEACH IT.
I'M HAVING YOU REPLACED.
MR. DAWKINS ! R-REPLACED ?!
RICHARD DAWKINS ISA WORLD-RENOWNED
CHARMED TOMEET YOU, MS...
SHUT UP, FAGGOT.
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA,I CAN TEACH MY OWN CLASS !
YOU ARE TO SIT IN CLASSAND HELP MR. DAWKINS
WITH WHATEVER HE NEEDS.
Retarded Fish Frog
Richard Dawkins replaces Mrs. Garrison as the evolution teacher.
Cartman buries himself in snow in the mountains.x CLOSE
Cartman receives disturbing news about the Wii.x CLOSE
Cartman learns that the entire world is atheist in the future.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison throws a fit over the theory of evolution.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison reluctantly teaches the theory of evolutionx CLOSE
Cartman can't fall asleep and goes insane.x CLOSE
Cartman decides to freeze himself until the Wii comes out.x CLOSE
Richard Dawkins replaces Mrs. Garrison as the evolution teacher.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison and Richard Dawkins butt heads over evolution.x CLOSE
Richard Dawkins asks Mrs. Garrison out on a date.x CLOSE