WILL KYLE BROFLOVSKI REPORT TOTHE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE?
- HUH?- KYLE BROFLOVSKI
TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.PLEASE. MKAY.
- HA HA!WHAT YOU DO, KYLE?
- NOTHING.- BUSTED!
- THANKS FOR COMING, KYLE.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- KYLE, THESE MEN HAVEAPPARENTLY COME
ALL THE WAY FROM ISRAELTO SPEAK WITH ME,
BUT WE NEED A TRANSLATOR.
- I DON'T SPEAK HEBREW.
- KYLE, PLEASE TRY YOUR BEST.IT SEEMS PRETTY IMPORTANT.
THIS BOY...MKAY...IS JEW.
MKAY? JEW LIKE YOU.OKAY?
PLEASE...PLEASE TRY...SPEAK TO JEW.
WE'RE JUST TRYINGTO TELL THEM
THAT WE COME ON VERY URGENTBUSINESS.
- HE SAID THEY COME ONURGENT BUSINESS.
- OH, WHAT DID HE NEED?
- LOOK, WE BELIEVE THIS SCHOOLHAS SOMETHING
WHICH IS OF THE UTMOSTIMPORTANT TO OUR PEOPLE.
WE WISH TO SEE THE RED COW.
- THE RED--COME ON, YOU CAN'TPOSSIBLY BE HERE FOR THAT.
- FOR WHAT?WHAT DID HE SAY, KYLE?
- PLEASE, YOU MUST UNDERSTAND.
THE FATE OFTHE WORLD IS AT STAKE.
THE COMING OF A RED HEIFERIS THE MOST HOLY SIGN
IN ALL OF JUDAISM.
IT SIGNALS THE BEGINNINGOF THE END.
IT IS NOT JUST OUR RELIGION,
BUT ISLAM AND CHRISTIANITYAS WELL.
THEY ALL AGREE ON ONE THING--
THAT THE RED HEIFERMEANS THE END OF TIMES.
- DID YOU CATCH ANY OF THAT,KYLE?
JEW Like YOU, Mkay
Representatives from Israel visit the school to speak with Kyle about the Red Heifer.
Cartman humbly apologizes, and shows the whole school the red headed cow.x CLOSE
Word of the Ginger Cow spreads across newsrooms of the world, and the reporters all share the same reaction.x CLOSE
Representatives from Israel visit the school to speak with Kyle about the Red Heifer.x CLOSE
People of all religions descend upon South Park to see the Ginger Cow.x CLOSE
While discussing terms of war, the Muslims, Christians and Jews decide instead to sacrifice the Red Heifer.x CLOSE
News of peace in the Middle East spreads as Cartman confesses his lie to Kyle.x CLOSE
In front of the whole school, Kyle confesses that he loves the taste of Cartman's farts.x CLOSE
Kyle visits Mr. Mackey to ask for advice about Cartman's farts.x CLOSE
Jews, Christians, and Muslims have united, ushering in 10 years of Van Halen.x CLOSE
Stan visits Kyle to try and find out why he likes Cartman's farts so much.x CLOSE