WILL KYLE BROFLOVSKI REPORT TOTHE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE?
- HUH?- KYLE BROFLOVSKI
TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE.PLEASE. MKAY.
- HA HA!WHAT YOU DO, KYLE?
- NOTHING.- BUSTED!
- THANKS FOR COMING, KYLE.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- KYLE, THESE MEN HAVEAPPARENTLY COME
ALL THE WAY FROM ISRAELTO SPEAK WITH ME,
BUT WE NEED A TRANSLATOR.
- I DON'T SPEAK HEBREW.
- KYLE, PLEASE TRY YOUR BEST.IT SEEMS PRETTY IMPORTANT.
THIS BOY...MKAY...IS JEW.
MKAY? JEW LIKE YOU.OKAY?
PLEASE...PLEASE TRY...SPEAK TO JEW.
WE'RE JUST TRYINGTO TELL THEM
THAT WE COME ON VERY URGENTBUSINESS.
- HE SAID THEY COME ONURGENT BUSINESS.
- OH, WHAT DID HE NEED?
- LOOK, WE BELIEVE THIS SCHOOLHAS SOMETHING
WHICH IS OF THE UTMOSTIMPORTANT TO OUR PEOPLE.
WE WISH TO SEE THE RED COW.
- THE RED--COME ON, YOU CAN'TPOSSIBLY BE HERE FOR THAT.
- FOR WHAT?WHAT DID HE SAY, KYLE?
- PLEASE, YOU MUST UNDERSTAND.
THE FATE OFTHE WORLD IS AT STAKE.
THE COMING OF A RED HEIFERIS THE MOST HOLY SIGN
IN ALL OF JUDAISM.
IT SIGNALS THE BEGINNINGOF THE END.
IT IS NOT JUST OUR RELIGION,
BUT ISLAM AND CHRISTIANITYAS WELL.
THEY ALL AGREE ON ONE THING--
THAT THE RED HEIFERMEANS THE END OF TIMES.
- DID YOU CATCH ANY OF THAT,KYLE?
JEW Like YOU, Mkay
Representatives from Israel visit the school to speak with Kyle about the Red Heifer.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
Cartman humbly apologizes, and shows the whole school the red headed cow.x CLOSE
Word of the Ginger Cow spreads across newsrooms of the world, and the reporters all share the same reaction.x CLOSE
Representatives from Israel visit the school to speak with Kyle about the Red Heifer.x CLOSE
People of all religions descend upon South Park to see the Ginger Cow.x CLOSE
While discussing terms of war, the Muslims, Christians and Jews decide instead to sacrifice the Red Heifer.x CLOSE
News of peace in the Middle East spreads as Cartman confesses his lie to Kyle.x CLOSE
In front of the whole school, Kyle confesses that he loves the taste of Cartman's farts.x CLOSE
Kyle visits Mr. Mackey to ask for advice about Cartman's farts.x CLOSE
Jews, Christians, and Muslims have united, ushering in 10 years of Van Halen.x CLOSE
Stan visits Kyle to try and find out why he likes Cartman's farts so much.x CLOSE