HOW COME THEY JUSTLET THAT BONO GUY
SEND A PICTURE OF HIS CRAP ?
'CAUSE HE'S BONO,THAT'S WHY.
BUT HE COULD HAVEFAKED IT.
IT ISN'T FAIR.
HE'S GOTTHE RECORD NOW.
THERE'S NOTHINGI CAN DO.
OH, YES, THERE IS.
YOU CANDO IT AGAIN.
THINK ABOUT IT.
YOU WEREN'T EVENTRYING TO TAKE
THE BIGGESTCRAP LAST TIME.
IMAGINE IF YOU ACTUALLYWORKED AT IT.
HEY, HEY,THAT'S RIGHT.
I CAN'T GO THROUGHALL THAT AGAIN.
IT'S TOO MUCH.
COME ON, RANDY.
I'LL BET YOU CAN CRAPTHAT BIG AGAIN EASY !
WITH THE RIGHT DIETAND TRAINING,
WHO KNOWS WHATYOU'RE CAPABLE OF ?!
GUYS, FORGET IT !
IT WAS A FLUKE CRAP.
I'LL NEVER TAKE ONETHAT BIG AGAIN.
IS IT OVER, RANDY ?
WE ALL SAW THATCRAP YOU TOOK.
THAT WAS NO FLUKE.
THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE YOUTHAT MADE YOU ABLE TO DO IT.
RANDY, YOU HAVE A GIFT.
NOW, WHO KNOWS WHY GODCHOSE YOU, BUT HE DID.
AND IF YOU WALK AWAY NOW,
YOU'LL ALWAYS WONDERHOW BIG A CRAP
YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN.
I WOULD NEEDA LOT OF HELP.
THAT'S WHATWE'RE HERE FOR.
COME ON, RANDY,WHAT DO YOU SAY ?!
LET'S GIVE BONOA RUN FOR HIS MONEY.
YEAH !ALL RIGHT, RANDY !
That Was No Fluke Crap
Randy's friends talk him into trying to beat the record.
After three weeks of constipation, Randy takes a huge crap.x CLOSE
Stan shows his crap off to his friends.x CLOSE
Randy tries calling the Guinness Book with his world record.x CLOSE
After verification, Randy's crap is now the new world record holder.x CLOSE
Bono is told his crap record was beaten.x CLOSE
Bono announces he broke Randy's world record.x CLOSE
Randy is depressed after losing to Bono.x CLOSE
Randy's friends talk him into trying to beat the record.x CLOSE
News of Randy's eminent world record attempt reaches Bono.x CLOSE
Randy's ultrasound reveals the crap is currently 14 Curics.x CLOSE