[ Nervous jittering ]
A young homosexual boyknown only as Tweek
has touchedthe hearts of many
by sending cupcakesto the North Korean government.
The little rascalapparently made a dent
with the North Korean dictator,
who is said to have lovedthe cupcakes so much
that he is startedto make his own --
Oh! Ahh.[ Cellphone pings ]
"U.S. Presidentresponds to cupcakes..."
The human interestcupcake story
has apparently be heardby the president.
Just moments ago,the president tweeted,
"I know that kid Tweek.
He's [bleep] with you,North Korea. Get a clue.
I'll bet he took a dumpin the batter."
[ Screams ]What?! Why would he say that?!
Tweek, calm down.
The president!He tweeted about me!
Why would he do that?!Did you see that?!
Yes, I did see that.
So I went and got you somethingto make things better.
What?!It's a fidget spinner.
It's supposed to helpwith anxiety. See?
A fidget spinner?! Did you readwhat the president tweeted?!
[ Cellphone pings ]Woman: The presidentof the United States
just tweeted again,this time saying --
"I hope all children of Americawill stand with Tweek in saying,
'Go ahead and bomb us,Kim Jong Dong,
we [bleep] dare you!'"
[ Screams ]
Crazy for Cupcakes
Tweek's gift of cupcakes calms a troubled world, until the President of the United States starts tweeting.