- YEAH, AND SO--AND SOTHEN I ASKED PREACHER,
WELL, WHAT ABOUTTHE NEW TESTAMENT?
- UH-HUH.- AND HE SAYS, WELL,
YOU STILLSHOULD OUGHTA READ IT,
BUT YOU'REGONNA NEED TO PUT AN ASTERISK
NEXT TO JESUS' NAMEWHENEVER IT COMES UP.
- SO WEAK, DUDE.
DARK TIMES, BRAH, DARK TIMES.
DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?
YOU'RE WEARING A WHAT WOULDJESUS DO BRACELET!
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,I GOT IT A FEW WEEKS AGO.
BIG WHOOP.- THE BIG WHOOP
ISN'T THAT YOU HAVE ONE,THE BIG WHOOP
IS THATYOU'RE STILL WEARING IT!
- YEAH, STAN, DIDN'T YOU HEAR
JESUS DID ALL HIS MIRACLESON DRUGS?
- YEAH, I KNOW.- WELL, DON'T YOU CARE?
JESUS ASTERISK CHRIST, STAN,
PEOPLE ARE REALLY FEELINGCHEATED BY ALL THIS!
WHERE DO I GO?
WHAT DO I DO?
- CARTMAN'S RIGHT.
IF YOU CARE ABOUT FAIRNESS,STAN,
THEN YOU REALLY HAVE TO LOSETHE BRACELET.
- LOOK, I JUST DON'TWANT TO, YOU GUYS.
HONESTLY, IT'S NOTTHAT BIG A DEAL.
Jesus Asterisk Christ
The boys confront Stan when they realize he's still wearing the wristband.
The people of South Park line up to remove their wristbands.x CLOSE
More news comes in about a beloved icon using performance enhancing drugs.x CLOSE
The boys confront Stan when they realize he's still wearing the wristband.x CLOSE
Stan goes on the Charlie Rose show, and continues to defend his position about wearing the wristband.x CLOSE
After his appearance on the Charlie Rose show, people start wearing brown bracelets to show their support for standing.x CLOSE
Stan finally does his Nike commercial.x CLOSE
Stan is accused of super-gluing his bracelet, and not standing his ground.x CLOSE
Results conclude that Stan's bracelet was indeed cut off. Meanwhile, Kyle confronts Stan about the allegations.x CLOSE
Stan and Jesus break into the French-Swedish scientist's house.x CLOSE
Jesus and Stan hatch a plan to get people refocused on what really matters.x CLOSE