THE GODFATHER OFDEATH AND DESPAIR,
EDGAR ALLAN POE,
YOUR FOLLOWERS IN DARKNESSBEG FOR YOUR HELP.
WE SUMMON TO THE WORLDOF THE LIVING
THE GREAT EDGAR ALLAN POE,KNOWER OF ALL THIS IS MISERY.
YOUR CHILDREN NEEDSPECIAL GUIDANCE, PER SE.
- THIS IS YOUR PLAN?
TRY TO SUMMON EDGAR ALLAN POEBACK FROM THE DEAD?
- EDGAR ALLAN POEWAS THE ORIGINAL VAMP KID.
- NO, HE WAS THE ORIGINAL GOTH,
BUT HE'S BEEN DEADFOR 150 YEARS.
- HEY, LOOK, MAN,
ALL GENRES OF GOTHIC SUBCULTURESARE DERIVATIVE OF POE'S WORK...
- LOOK, WE CAME TO YOUFOR HELP,
AND ALL YOU'VE DONE SINCE THENIS WASTE OUR TIME.
- HOLY SHIT, LOOK!
- WHERE AM I?WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
- IT'S HIM!IT'S EDGAR ALLAN POE.
- WHY HAVE THE LIVINGSUMMONED ME FROM MY REST?
- UH, OKAY, OKAY, LISTEN,
THERE'S THIS CAMPFOR TROUBLED KIDS, RIGHT?
ONLY THEY AREN'T HELPING KIDS,
THEY'RE PURPOSELY TURNING THEMINTO EMOS.
- EMOS? EW, MY GOD, EMOS ARESUCH WANNABE CONFORMISTS.
- YEAH, OH, YES.- RIGHT?
- CHILDREN OF DARKNESS,I WOULD HELP YOU,
BUT I FEAR I CANNOT BE SEEN
WITH A BUNCH OFDOUCHEY VAMP KIDS
AND THEIR POSER-ASSPLASTIC FANGS.
- THANK YOU!- HEY!
- I'M JUST SAYINGIT'S NICE TO KNOW
THAT EDGAR ALLAN POEAGREES WITH US.
- AGREES WITH WHO?
IS THAT RED DYE IN YOUR HAIR
OR DID A BLOOD DEMON TAKE A SHITON YOUR HEAD, POSER?
- UH-OH, HE GOT YOU THERE,NIGGA.
- OKAY, LOOK,WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
YOU HAVE TO HELP USSTOP THE EMOS.
- WHY SHOULD I?JUST 'CAUSE YOU SUMMONED ME
DOESN'T MEANYOU'RE THE BOSS OF ME.
- UH, YEAH, IT KIND OF DOES.
- OH, OKAY, MOM.
LET'S GOFIGHT THE EMOS, MOM.
Summoning Edgar Allen Poe
The Vamps and Goths summon the godfather of death and despair to help fight the Emos.
Cartman infiltrates the NSA and doesn't like what he finds in his personal file.x CLOSE
The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.x CLOSE
Cartman sees Token as a threat to all humanity.x CLOSE
The Goth kids are being sent away to a camp for troubled children.x CLOSE
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.x CLOSE
Cartman's latest prank brings peace to the world.x CLOSE
The boys prepare to battle the crowds already lining up for the first official day of holiday shopping.x CLOSE
Black Friday is almost here and the battle for the new gaming devices is heating up. Princess Kenny's betrayal has left Cartman out for revenge.x CLOSE
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided, but a bloody battle will determine which gaming device is victorious.x CLOSE
When Wendy tries to fix one of her girl friends up with Butters, she ends up in the counselor's office.x CLOSE
The Goth Kids non-conformist South Park intro.x CLOSE
The Goth Kids' hardcore poetry session is interrupted by Henrietta's parents, who want to change their daughter's behavior.x CLOSE
The remaining Goths go to Child Protective Services and explain the difference between Goths and Emos.x CLOSE
The Goths wait for Henrietta's return from camp...but don't like the person who comes back.x CLOSE
Henrietta hangs with the Emos, while the Goths are suspicious about what happened to her.x CLOSE
Tall Goth visits Henrietta and confronts her about what happened at Emo camp.x CLOSE
Another Goth falls victim to the camp for troubled teens.x CLOSE
Depressed about their missing friends, Hair Flip and Little Goth come up with a plan involving the Vamp Kids.x CLOSE
The remaining Goths interrupt the Vamp Kids to share news of the mysterious Emo camp.x CLOSE
The Vamps and the Goths devise a plan to stop the Emo black magic.x CLOSE