THE BOYS' PRAYERSARE FINALLY ANSWERED.
- IT WAS A MIRACLE.
HE CAME TO SAVE USAND TAKE US BACK HOME.
YOU CAME FOR US!
- MR. HANKEY!
- THANK YOU, MR. HANKEY.
- HOWDY HO, BOYS.LET'S GET YOU BACK HOME.
- WE WERE SAVED.IT WAS OVER.
- AFTER NEARLY FOUR HOURSIN THE COLORADO WILDERNESS,
THE BOYSARE FINALLY GOING HOME.
FROM THE BOAT,THE BOYS WERE AIRLIFTED
ABOARD MR. HANKEY'SMAGICAL HELICRAPTER.
IN THE FOUR HOURSSINCE THEY HAD LEFT HOME,
THE BOYS HAD TRAVELED SO FAR
THAT MR. HANKEY THENHAD TO FLY THEM
ON HIS 7-TURDY-7.
FROM THERE, IT WAS ONLYAN HOUR RIDE BACK HOME
ON THE POO-CHOO EXPRESS.
FOUR FRIENDS,TORN APART BY TRAGEDY,
WOULD NOW START THE LONG JOURNEYBACK TO FORGIVENESS.
KENNY MCCORMICK'S REMAINS
WERE FINALLY BROUGHT HOMETO HIS PARENTS,
AND THE BOYS RECEIVEDTREATMENT FOR THEIR HERPES.
- NO, I DIDN'T GET HERPES.I JUST HAD A COLD SORE.
- KYLE BROFLOVSKISPENT 27 DAYS IN THE HOSPITAL,
HAVING FECAL MATTER REMOVEDFROM HIS NASAL PASSAGES.
STAN MARSH DEDICATED HIMSELFTO RAISING AWARENESS
ABOUT THE BOREDOM RISKSOF ZIPLINING.
HIS AWARENESS VIDEOSBECAME SO POPULAR
THAT STAN ONCE AGAIN ENDED UPJACKING IT IN SAN DIEGO.
- AS FOR ERIC CARTMAN,HE REFUSED TO LET THE TRAGEDY
STOP HIM FROM DOINGWHAT HE LOVES MOST.
IN JUST TWO WEEKS,
HE WAS BACK TO DRINKINGDIET DOUBLE DEW,
DEFIANT TO "DEW" THE MATH.
- IT'S DIET, DUDE.
DIET SODA DOESN'TGIVE YOU DIARRHEA.
Mr. Hankey's Magical Helicrapter
Just when all seems lost, Mr. Hankey rescues the boys from the wilderness.
The boys find themselves trapped in a nightmare they cannot escape.x CLOSE
It's the boys' last day of spring break and they decide to go looking for adventure with ziplining.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining tour takes a turn for the worse when they realize they have to share their adventure with a tour group.x CLOSE
Trapped inside the shuttle, the boys are forced to spend quality time with the tour group.x CLOSE
The food in Cartman's stomach begins to turn, as the boys finally arrive at the top of the mountain.x CLOSE
The boys think their ziplining ordeal has finally ended...but soon realize the nightmare has only begun.x CLOSE
The ziplining tour continues and the boys find themselves totally trapped.x CLOSE
Cartman's stomach condition worsens, and the boys turn on each other.x CLOSE
The ziplining tour breaks for lunch, and the boys devise a plan to escape.x CLOSE
The boys' plan to escape via horseback riding turns out to be a terrible mistake.x CLOSE