- FOUR YOUNG BOYS IN COLORADOARE ON A TRIP FROM HELL...
TRAPPED ONA 42-FOOT POWER BOAT,
WHICH IS ONLY ALLOWED TO GOFIVE MILES AN HOUR.
- BECAUSE WE KEEP GETTINGSCREWED OVER BY YOUR DIARRHEA.
- WELL, IT'S NOTMY DIARRHEA'S FAULT
THAT YOU TOOK US ALL ZIPLINING,YOU FUCKIN' JEW.
- ZIPLINING WAS YOUR IDEA,YOU FAT ASS.
- THE FOURTH GRADERSARE IN A NIGHTMARE
THEY CANNOT ESCAPE.
- KENNY, WHOSE IDEAWAS IT TO GO ZIPLINING?
MINE OR KYLE'S?
- I DON'T KNOW.I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
- FOR FOURELEMENTARY SCHOOL BOYS,
AN ALREADY TRAGIC DAY BECOMESA DESCENT INTO MADNESS ON...
- AAH!- AAH!
- OH, NO. YOU'RE NOTSTINKING UP THE ENTIRE BOAT.
YOU'RE TAKING A CRAPOFF THE SIDE, INTO THE WATER.
- AFTER CLEANINGCARTMAN'S DIARRHEA
AND FIGHTING OFF BEAVERS,
THE BOYS HAVE MADEA TERRIFYING DISCOVERY
THAT BOATING ISJUST AS BORING AS ZIPLINING.
- THE BOAT WENT REALLY SLOW
AND IT JUST WENT'ROUND AND 'ROUND.
- IF THE BOYS FALL ASLEEP NOWFROM THE LACK OF EXCITEMENT,
THEY COULD DIE.
- HERE, EVERYONEDRINK SOME MOUNTAIN DEW.
I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST THOUGHT IF WE ALLDRANK THE MOUNTAIN DEW,
THE--THE CAFFEINE AND THESUGAR WOULD HELP US STAY AWAKE.
I TOLD CARTMANHE HAD TO SHARE IT.
- I'M NOT SHARING WITH KENNY.HE HAS HERPES.
This Is A True Story
The boys' boating nightmare gets a graphic live action re-enactment.
The boys find themselves trapped in a nightmare they cannot escape.x CLOSE
It's the boys' last day of spring break and they decide to go looking for adventure with ziplining.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining tour takes a turn for the worse when they realize they have to share their adventure with a tour group.x CLOSE
Trapped inside the shuttle, the boys are forced to spend quality time with the tour group.x CLOSE
The food in Cartman's stomach begins to turn, as the boys finally arrive at the top of the mountain.x CLOSE
The boys think their ziplining ordeal has finally ended...but soon realize the nightmare has only begun.x CLOSE
The ziplining tour continues and the boys find themselves totally trapped.x CLOSE
Cartman's stomach condition worsens, and the boys turn on each other.x CLOSE
The ziplining tour breaks for lunch, and the boys devise a plan to escape.x CLOSE
The boys' plan to escape via horseback riding turns out to be a terrible mistake.x CLOSE