- WHOO-HOO!- YEAH!
- NICE ONE! YEAH!- NICE ZIP!
- ALL RIGHT,YOU GOING NEXT, RICKY?
- HELP, HELP!- SOMEBODY!
- HELP, WE'RE TRAPPED!- SOMEBODY HELP US!
- WHOO!- WHOO-HOO!
- IT'S NO USE.
THERE'S NOBODY AROUNDFOR MILES.
- THERE COULD BE A HELICOPTER.MAYBE ONE'LL FLY OVERHEAD.
- FACE IT, STAN.NOBODY'S COMING FOR US.
- ZIPLINE!- WHOO-HOO!
- WE SHOULD HAVE NEVERLISTENED TO YOU, KYLE.
- YEAH, YOU!IN THE PARK THIS MORNING?
"I KNOW.LET'S ALL GO ZIPLINING.
WE'VE NEVER DONETHAT BEFORE."
- OH, NO, DON'T TRYTO PIN THIS ON ME.
YOU'RE THE ONEWHO BROUGHT IT UP.
- I BROUGHT IT UP 'CAUSE YOUALREADY BROUGHT IT UP.
- THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED,NOBODY REMEMBERED.
NOBODY REMEMBEREDIT WAS ME
WHO CAME UPWITH THE IDEA TO GO ZIPLINING.
- YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!- FUCK YOU, KYLE!
- GUYS, GUYS, DOES IT REALLYMATTER WHOSE IDEA IT WAS?
Kyle and Cartman: YES.- ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
WE CAN MAKE IT YOU GUYS.WE CAN'T PANIC.
IF THE FOUR OF USDON'T ZIPLINE,
THE TOUR WILL MOVE FASTER.
WE ARE GONNA MAKE ITOUT OF HERE, OKAY?
- BUT WHAT THE BOYSDON'T REALIZE
IS THAT ERIC'S BODYIS ALREADY SHUTTING DOWN
FROM STAGE FOUR DIARRHEA.
INSIDE HIS STOMACH,BILE HAS JUST DISLODGED
AN ARBY'S ULTIMATE ANGUS.
IN THE AVERAGE HUMAN, THIS WOULDONLY CAUSE MILD DIARRHEA,
BUT ERIC CARTMAN IS NOWDRINKING DOUBLE DEW,
A MOUNTAIN DEW PRODUCTWITH TWICE THE SUGAR
AND CAFFEINEOF REGULAR MOUNTAIN DEW.
HIS RANCID FECES IS NOW RAPIDLYCONVERTING TO A THICK PASTE.
THE DIARRHEA SHOOTS OUTOF ERIC'S ANUS
AND INTO HIS UNDERWEAR.
ERIC CARTMAN ISA TICKING TIME BOMB.
- DUDE, DID YOU JUSTSHIT YOUR PANTS?
Stage Four Diarrhea
Cartman's stomach condition worsens, and the boys turn on each other.
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.x CLOSE
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.x CLOSE
The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.x CLOSE
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.x CLOSE
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.x CLOSE
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.x CLOSE
Cartman signs up for a home security system.x CLOSE
The boys find themselves trapped in a nightmare they cannot escape.x CLOSE
It's the boys' last day of spring break and they decide to go looking for adventure with ziplining.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining tour takes a turn for the worse when they realize they have to share their adventure with a tour group.x CLOSE
Trapped inside the shuttle, the boys are forced to spend quality time with the tour group.x CLOSE
The food in Cartman's stomach begins to turn, as the boys finally arrive at the top of the mountain.x CLOSE
The boys think their ziplining ordeal has finally ended...but soon realize the nightmare has only begun.x CLOSE
The ziplining tour continues and the boys find themselves totally trapped.x CLOSE
Cartman's stomach condition worsens, and the boys turn on each other.x CLOSE
The ziplining tour breaks for lunch, and the boys devise a plan to escape.x CLOSE
The boys' plan to escape via horseback riding turns out to be a terrible mistake.x CLOSE