- ALL RIGHT, REMEMBER TO KEEPYOUR HANDS CLEAR OF THE CABLE
AND JUST LET YOUR EQUIPMENTDO THE WORK.
NOW, WHEN YOU'RE ABOUTHALFWAY DOWN THE ZIPLINE,
THE CAMERA'S GONNATAKE YOUR PICTURE,
SO WHEN I CALL OUT,"SHAKA BRA,"
LOOK UP AND GIVE THE CAMERAA NICE "SHAKA BRA."
ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?- YEAH.
- READY TO DO SOME ZIPPING?- YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT,LET'S HEAR YOU SAY, "ZIPLINE!"
- ZIPLINE.
- SHAKA BRA!
[camera shutter clicks]
- WHOO-HOO! ALL RIGHT!NICE ZIP!
- WELL, HOW WAS IT,CARTMAN?
- IT'S TOTALLYFUCKIN' STUPID, DUDE!
- OH, REALLY?
- YEAH, DUDE, IT'S FUCKIN'BORING AS SHIT!
- ALL RIGHT, KYLE,GIVE ME A "ZIPLINE!"
- ZIPLINE.
- SHAKA BRA!
[camera shutter clicks]
- IT WAS LIKE HAVING THE LIFESUCKED OUT OF YOU.
THAT'S ALL IT IS--SLIDING DOWN A CABLE.
MAYBE WITHOUT A TOUR GROUP,IT'D BE KIND OF FUN, MAYBE,
BUT THIS WAS JUSTA COMPLETE DISASTER.
- AFTER A GRUELING20 MINUTES
WAITING FOR EVERYONE ELSETO RIDE THE ZIPLINE,
THE BOYS REALIZE THEY HAVE JUSTWASTED HOURS OF THEIR TIME,
AND THAT IS WHENTHE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENS.
- ALL RIGHT, GUYS,LET'S GET MOVING.
ONLY TEN MINUTESTO OUR NEXT ZIPLINES.
- YEAH!- ALL RIGHT!
- THE NEXT ZIPLINES?WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- EXCUSE ME,WE AREN'T GOING BACK NOW?
AREN'T WE DONE?
- THIS IS A ZIPLINE TOUR.WE GOT 16 MORE TO GO.
- AND IT WAS LIKE, WHAM!
boys: NO!
- EVERYONE BACKIN THE SHUTTLE.
boys: NO!
- THE BOYS REALIZE THATTHEIR ZIPLINING NIGHTMARE
HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN.
[screaming]
- ♪ TRAVELING THROUGH THAT--
- ANYONE HAVEANY QUESTIONS
ABOUT THE CREEKWE'RE ABOUT TO CROSS?
- YES.boys: AAH!
adults: ♪ "MM, AH!" WENTTHE LITTLE GREEN FROG ONE DAY ♪
♪ "MM, AH!"WENT THE LITTLE GREEN FROG ♪
SHAKA BRA!
I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining s16e06
The boys think their ziplining ordeal has finally ended...but soon realize the nightmare has only begun.

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