- EVERYONE JUST STEP ONIN THE SHUTTLE.
- HOW--HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TOTAKE THE SHUTTLE?
- IT'S ABOUT 45 MINUTES.
- IT'S A DEVASTATING BLOW.
FOR KYLE, IT'S ALMOSTTOO MUCH TO BEAR.
HIS BRAIN IS ALREADYLACKING EXCITEMENT,
AND NOWJUST THE WORD "SHUTTLE"
MAKES KYLE'S BRAINFIRE NEURONS
THAT BRING UP MEMORIES OF JUSTHOW LAME SHUTTLES CAN BE.
- WELL, COME ON,WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
- ALL RIGHT, GUYS,SHOULD BE ABOUT 45 MINUTES
TO THE FRESHEST NAR-NAR.
WHY DON'T WEGO AROUND THE VAN
AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHERA LITTLE BIT?
- OH, THAT'S OKAY.
- WELL, MY NAME'SPETE NICKELS,
AND THISIS MY WIFE DONNA.
AND, UH...MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT,
WE CAME OUT HERETO SEE OUR RELATIVES
WHO LIVE DOWN IN MOAB.
THEY, UH, HAVE BEEN LIVING THEREABOUT 20 YEARS NOW,
AND, UH,LONG STORY SHORT,
THEY TOLD US THAT AS LONG AS WEWERE IN THE ROCKIES,
WE SHOULD TRY ZIPLINING,SO, LONG STORY SHORT,
WE LOOKED AROUNDIN THE NEWSPAPERS
AND ON THE INTERNET
AND ON BILLBOARDS,AND, YOU KNOW,
MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT,
WE FOUND THIS COMPANYAND THOUGHT WE'D GIVE HER A TRY.
SO THEN WE CALLEDAND MADE A RESERVATION,
AND THAT'S WHEN, YOU KNOW,LONG STORY SHORT,
WE JUST THOUGHT--- AGH! AGH-AGH-AGH!
Long Story Short
Trapped inside the shuttle, the boys are forced to spend quality time with the tour group.
The boys find themselves trapped in a nightmare they cannot escape.x CLOSE
It's the boys' last day of spring break and they decide to go looking for adventure with ziplining.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining tour takes a turn for the worse when they realize they have to share their adventure with a tour group.x CLOSE
Trapped inside the shuttle, the boys are forced to spend quality time with the tour group.x CLOSE
The food in Cartman's stomach begins to turn, as the boys finally arrive at the top of the mountain.x CLOSE
The boys think their ziplining ordeal has finally ended...but soon realize the nightmare has only begun.x CLOSE
The ziplining tour continues and the boys find themselves totally trapped.x CLOSE
Cartman's stomach condition worsens, and the boys turn on each other.x CLOSE
The ziplining tour breaks for lunch, and the boys devise a plan to escape.x CLOSE
The boys' plan to escape via horseback riding turns out to be a terrible mistake.x CLOSE