- ALL RIGHT!
- HEY, YOU GUYS HEREFOR THE 2:00 ZIPLINE TOUR?
- YEAH.- ALL RIGHT.
LET ME GET YOU SOME HELMETSAND SOME GEAR
AND WE'LL GET UP THERE AND HITTHAT FRESH NAR-NAR.
- AND SO THEY PUT US IN THESEHARNESSES AND HELMETS.
I THINK THAT'S WHENWE STARTED REALIZING,
"OH, WOW, THIS IS ACTUALLYPRETTY DANGEROUS."
- ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS LOOKREADY TO ZIPLINE.
- ALL RIGHT!
- OKAY, JUST FOLLOW MEOVER TO THE WAITING ROOM
AND WE'LL HAVE YOUTAKE A SEAT WITH THE OTHERS.
- AND WE WERE LIKE, "OTHERS?"
WE HAVE TO DOWITH THIS OTHER PEOPLE?
- HI, THERE.
- HELLO.- HI.
- THE BOYS HAVE JUST MADEA SOBERING DISCOVERY.
FOR TEN-YEAR-OLD STAN MARSH,
THE REALIZATION THATHE WILL BE WITH A TOUR GROUP
HAS CAUSED HISADRENAL GLAND TO SLOW DOWN.
THE AVERAGE HUMANACTS A CERTAIN WAY
WHEN SURROUNDED BYFRIENDS AND FAMILY,
BUT IN A TOUR GROUP,THE BRAIN HAS TO WORK OVERTIME,
ACTING NICEAND PRETENDING TO CARE
ABOUT PEOPLE ON THE TOUR.
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- SO THEN WE SIT THEREFOR, LIKE, 30 MINUTES
BECAUSE WE HAD TO WAIT FOR THISCOUPLE WHO WAS RUNNING LATE.
- ALL RIGHT, OUR LAST ZIPLINERSARE HERE.
- SORRY, WE MADE YOU WAIT,EVERYBODY.
- INSIDE KYLE'S MOUTH,
THE MUSCLES CONTRACTTO FORCE A SMILE,
EVEN THOUGH,IN HIS BRAIN,
KYLE IS THINKING,"DUDE, FUCK YOU."
- WE DON'T MIND.
- NOW EVERYONE WAS THERE.
WE THOUGHT THINGS WOULDSTART GETTING FUN,
BUT THAT'S WHEN WE HAD TO WATCHTHE SAFETY VIDEO.
- WELCOME TOBACKCOUNTRY ADVENTURES.
WELL, HEY THERE, MICHAEL.
- HEY THERE, MICHAEL.
- IT WAS, I DON'T KNOW,
10, MAYBE 15 MINUTESOF PURE HELL.
- OH, AND DON'T FORGETTO TAKE IN THE NAR.
BACK TO YOU, MICHAEL.
- THANKS, MICHAEL.ANYBODY HAVE ANY QUESTIONS?
- I HAVE A QUESTION.
COULD WE REVIEW THE BEST WAYSTO HOLD THE ROPE AGAIN?
- REALLY? YOU'RE GONNA MAKEUS ALL LISTEN TO IT AGAIN
'CAUSE YOU COULDN'TUNDERSTAND?
- LET'S GET OUT THEREAND GET ZIPPING.
- JESUS CHRIST.- FINALLY.
- THE BOYS THINKTHEIR ORDEAL IS OVER,
BUT WHATTHEY DON'T REALIZE
IS THAT THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GOFROM BAD TO WORSE.
Hit That Fresh Nar Nar
The boys' ziplining tour takes a turn for the worse when they realize they have to share their adventure with a tour group.
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.x CLOSE
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.x CLOSE
The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.x CLOSE
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.x CLOSE
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.x CLOSE
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.x CLOSE
Cartman signs up for a home security system.x CLOSE
The boys find themselves trapped in a nightmare they cannot escape.x CLOSE
It's the boys' last day of spring break and they decide to go looking for adventure with ziplining.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining tour takes a turn for the worse when they realize they have to share their adventure with a tour group.x CLOSE
Trapped inside the shuttle, the boys are forced to spend quality time with the tour group.x CLOSE
The food in Cartman's stomach begins to turn, as the boys finally arrive at the top of the mountain.x CLOSE
The boys think their ziplining ordeal has finally ended...but soon realize the nightmare has only begun.x CLOSE
The ziplining tour continues and the boys find themselves totally trapped.x CLOSE
Cartman's stomach condition worsens, and the boys turn on each other.x CLOSE
The ziplining tour breaks for lunch, and the boys devise a plan to escape.x CLOSE
The boys' plan to escape via horseback riding turns out to be a terrible mistake.x CLOSE