- DAD, WHEN'S IT GONNA STOPRAINING FROGS?
- IT'LL BE OKAY, MY SON.
THE WEATHER WILL CLEAR.
- BUT MY FRIEND KYLE,HE SAYS
THAT THE REASON WE'VE HADALL THESE PLAGUES AND STUFF
IS 'CAUSE YOU WON'TLET ALL THE JEWS LEAVE.
IT'S A COMPLICATEDPOLITICAL ISSUE, MY SON.
AN ECONOMIC SOCIAL ISSUETHAT NEEDS TIME.
WE CAN'T LET THEM LEAVE,
BUT IS IT REALLYALL THAT DIFFERENT
FROM WHEN THE NORTH DIDN'T LETTHE CONFEDERATE STATES
LEAVE THE USA?
- WOW, THAT MAKES SENSE.
DON'T THINK ANYONECAN DENY THAT.
- POOR FROGS.
I FEEL SO BADLY FOR THEM.
- BUT DAD,MY FRIEND KYLE SAYS
THAT IF WE DON'T DO WHATEVERTHE HEBREWS WANT US TO DO,
GOD IS GONNA KILLLITTLE EGYPTIAN BOYS.
- OH, I DON'T THINK GOD WOULD DOSUCH A THING, LITTLE ONE.
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,WE CAN'T LET OURSELVES
BELIEVE IN THE HEBREW VERSIONOF GOD.
WE BELIEVE IN A JUST LORD
WHO WOULD NEVERMURDER INNOCENT CHILDREN.
- I LOVE YOU, DAD.
- AND I LOVE YOU, SON.
AND OUR LOVE GROWS.
- ♪ AND OUR LOVE GROWS
both:♪ AND OUR LOVE GROWS
♪ LIKE THE MIGHTY RIVEROF THE NILE ♪
- ♪ RIVER OF THE NILE
- ♪ SEE IT FLOW
- ♪ IT FLOW
both:♪ WE'LL NEVER BE APART
- ♪ HAVE NO FEAR,FOR GOD IS NEAR ♪
♪ AND GOD LOVESALL HIS CHILDREN ♪
KYLE, WHY?WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- THIS IS WHAT GODTOLD US TO DO!
- NO, KYLE!I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!
- YOU'LL SEE!
- WHAT'S HAPPENING TO US?[retches]
- MOM!DON'T LET GOD KILL ME!
- [screams and cries]
- CARE FOR A PEANUT BUTTERAND JELLY SANDWICH?
- NOOO!THE BREAD'S ALL FLAT!
- SON, WE WERE WRONG!
I WAS WRONG!
- WE WERE WRONG!
I'M SORRY, GOD!I'LL BE JEWISH, I PROMISE!
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!DON'T KILL ME!
- NO! NO!
THE BREAD,IT'S--IT'S ALL FLAT!
Our Love Grows
Egyptian Cartman visits his father, the Pharaoh, to talk about Kyle's warning.
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.x CLOSE
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.x CLOSE
The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.x CLOSE
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.x CLOSE
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.x CLOSE
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.x CLOSE
Cartman signs up for a home security system.x CLOSE
Cartman stops by Kyle's house to chat with Mrs. Broflovski about Judaism.x CLOSE
While the boys sign up for an Easter Egg Hunt, Cartman spreads the word about the Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters set off in the middle of the night searching for Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman visits the Sooper Foods executives to show them his proof of the Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman travels to Atlantis with the Sooper Food execs, then heads back to Colorado to speak with some experts.x CLOSE
Cartman gets feedback on his Jewpacabra video.x CLOSE
The tales of the Jewpacabra start to get into Cartman's head.x CLOSE
Cartman takes refuge in a church, but still can't escape being captured.x CLOSE
The Super Foods executives leave Cartman out as a sacrifice to the Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman pleads with Kyle to let him go.x CLOSE