[thunder]- EH, EH, EH...
THERE'S NO WAY.
NO WAYJEWPACABRA IS REAL.
DON'T KNOW WHATTHEY'RE TALKING ABOUT.
THEY JUST--THEY JUST GAVE ME A CASE
OF THE HEBREW JEEBIES,THAT'S ALL.
[dialing phone number]
HEY, UH, JEWPACABRACAN'T BE REAL, RIGHT?
TELL ME AGAINWHY IT CAN'T BE REAL?
I MEAN, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE THATSOMETHING I MADE UP
COULD TURN OUT TO ACTUALLYEXIST, HUH, KYLE?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- OKAY, OKAY, EVEN IFTHERE WAS A JEWPACABRA,
IT WOULDN'T KNOW I WAS THE ONEWHO GOT VIDEO OF IT, HUH?
HOW COULD IT KNOW THAT?
IT COULDN'T KNOW THAT,RIGHT?
[phone beeps off]
[Michael Sembello's Maniac ringtone]
The tales of the Jewpacabra start to get into Cartman's head.
Cartman stops by Kyle's house to chat with Mrs. Broflovski about Judaism.x CLOSE
While the boys sign up for an Easter Egg Hunt, Cartman spreads the word about the Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters set off in the middle of the night searching for Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman visits the Sooper Foods executives to show them his proof of the Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman travels to Atlantis with the Sooper Food execs, then heads back to Colorado to speak with some experts.x CLOSE
Cartman gets feedback on his Jewpacabra video.x CLOSE
The tales of the Jewpacabra start to get into Cartman's head.x CLOSE
Cartman takes refuge in a church, but still can't escape being captured.x CLOSE
The Super Foods executives leave Cartman out as a sacrifice to the Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman pleads with Kyle to let him go.x CLOSE