IT HEADS DIRECTLYTO THE RIGHT.
- IT CAN'T BE HUMAN.IT'S TOO LOW TO THE GROUND.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, BOBO?
- BOBO THINK SCARY!
- IT'S DEFINITELY SOMETHING.I'M THINKING A SASQUATCH.
- IT'S NOT BIG ENOUGHTO BE A SQUATCH.
- SO IT'S A BABY SQUATCH?
- THAT'S WHAT I'M THINKING.
- I'VE ALREADYDONE MY RESEARCH, BOYS.
WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT THEREIS A JEWPACABRA.
- IT'S LIKE A SASQUATCH,
ONLY MORE ELUSIVE,MORE FEROCIOUS,
AND A LITTLE MORE GREEDY.
- OH, JEWPACABRA.THAT SOUNDS SCARY!
- BUT IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE.
IF WE RULE OUT A HUMANAND A BABY SASQUATCH,
JEWPACABRA ISALL WE REALLY HAVE LEFT.
- WELL, I GUESS THAT'S IT.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ALLOWONLY ME
INTO THE EASTER EGG HUNT,SIR.
I'M THE ONLY ONE QUALIFIED.
- OH, THE KIDS WILL BESO DISAPPOINTED.
- WHOA, LOOK AT THIS!
I JUST DID THE HEAT-Y THERMALTHINGY TO THE VIDEO!
IT'S ALL ORANGE-Y!
- BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BEALL YELLOW-Y.
MY GOD! THIS REALLY IS PROOFOF A JEWPACABRA!
- HEH.WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- WE'VE NEVER SEEN THISBEFORE!
IT REALLY IS TRUE!
- WELL, I MEAN, IT COULD HAVEJUST BEEN A DOG.
- NO, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
LOOK AT THE ZOOM-Y IN.
IF I DROP AN IMAGE OF A DOGNEXT TO IT,
THAT THING IS WAY TOO BIGTO BE A DOG.
AND CHECK OUT THE THERMALSCOMING OFF OF IT.
- THAT'S THE THERMALS.
THEY MAKE THE PROOFAND THE THERMALS!
- THAT'S RIGHT, BOBO.
WHATEVER THIS THING IS,IT'S MEAN AND ANGRY AS HELL.
- WELL, COME ON, GUYS,IT'S PROBABLY A JEWPACABRA,
BUT THISISN'T DEFINITIVE.
- I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, KID,YOU'RE PRETTY BRAVE.
- 'CAUSE YOU TOOKTHE VIDEO OF THIS THING.
IT'S NOT GONNA LIKE THAT.
- IF IT IS A JEWPACABRA,
HE'S GONNA BECOMING AFTER YOU.
A Baby Squatch?
Cartman gets feedback on his Jewpacabra video.
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.x CLOSE
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.x CLOSE
The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.x CLOSE
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.x CLOSE
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.x CLOSE
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.x CLOSE
Cartman signs up for a home security system.x CLOSE
Cartman stops by Kyle's house to chat with Mrs. Broflovski about Judaism.x CLOSE
While the boys sign up for an Easter Egg Hunt, Cartman spreads the word about the Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters set off in the middle of the night searching for Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman visits the Sooper Foods executives to show them his proof of the Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman travels to Atlantis with the Sooper Food execs, then heads back to Colorado to speak with some experts.x CLOSE
Cartman gets feedback on his Jewpacabra video.x CLOSE
The tales of the Jewpacabra start to get into Cartman's head.x CLOSE
Cartman takes refuge in a church, but still can't escape being captured.x CLOSE
The Super Foods executives leave Cartman out as a sacrifice to the Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman pleads with Kyle to let him go.x CLOSE