- WE STARTED SOOPER FOODS
TO GIVE PEOPLEA PLACE TO BUY GROCERIES
THAT WAS FUN AND SAFE.
WE ARE NOT CANCELINGOUR EASTER EGG HUNT
BECAUSE OF SOME WILD STORY!
- I DIDN'T THINKYOU WOULD BELIEVE ME,
AND THAT'S WHY LAST NIGHT,I TOOK IT UPON MYSELF
TO GO OUT AND TRYTO CAPTURE IT ON VIDEO.
WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU
IS THE FIRST VIDEOEVER SHOT OF A JEWPACABRA,
AND YOU'RETHE FIRST TO SEE IT.
THIS IS JUST AFTER 8:00 P.M.
FIRST WE HEARD RUSTLINGIN THE BUSHES,
THEN A STRANGE, ANIMAL-LIKESCURRYING SOUND.
THAT'S WHEN WE SAW THIS.
OKAY, WAIT FOR IT.WAIT FOR IT.
WAIT FOR IT.
WAIT FOR IT.WAIT FOR IT.
RIGHT THERE!DID YOU SEE THE JEWPACABRA?
I KNOW,IT'S SO SHOCKING,
IT TAKES A MINUTEFOR YOUR BRAIN
TO PROCESSWHAT IT'S SEEING.
WAIT FOR IT.WAIT FOR IT.
THERE'S A JEWPACABRAIN SOUTH PARK.
GOD HELP US.
- THAT WASN'T A DOG?
- IT WAS NO DOG!I WAS THERE.
I'M TELLING YOU,THIS THING HAD NO IDEA
THAT JESUS CHRISTHAD DIED FOR OUR SINS.
- I CAN TRY TO CATCH IT,
BUT I'M GONNA NEED
ALL THE RESOURCESYOU'VE GOT.
IF THIS THINGISN'T CONTAINED,
YOUR EASTER EGG HUNT ISGOING TO BE A BLOODBATH.
- MR. BILLINGS?
- THERE'S TWO THINGSTHAT SEPARATE SOOPER FOODS
FROM ALL THE OTHERGROCERY STORES--FUN AND SAFETY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, PETERS?
WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THATTHIS "JEWPACABRA" IS REAL?
- I'M ESTIMATINGSOMEWHERE AROUND
WE CAN'T AFFORDTO TAKE THAT CHANCE.
GET THIS KIDWHATEVER HE NEEDS.
A Jewpacabra in South Park
Cartman visits the Sooper Foods executives to show them his proof of the Jewpacabra.
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.x CLOSE
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.x CLOSE
The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.x CLOSE
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.x CLOSE
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.x CLOSE
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.x CLOSE
Cartman signs up for a home security system.x CLOSE
Cartman stops by Kyle's house to chat with Mrs. Broflovski about Judaism.x CLOSE
While the boys sign up for an Easter Egg Hunt, Cartman spreads the word about the Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters set off in the middle of the night searching for Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman visits the Sooper Foods executives to show them his proof of the Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman travels to Atlantis with the Sooper Food execs, then heads back to Colorado to speak with some experts.x CLOSE
Cartman gets feedback on his Jewpacabra video.x CLOSE
The tales of the Jewpacabra start to get into Cartman's head.x CLOSE
Cartman takes refuge in a church, but still can't escape being captured.x CLOSE
The Super Foods executives leave Cartman out as a sacrifice to the Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman pleads with Kyle to let him go.x CLOSE