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N-NO SUCH THINGAS J-JEWPACABRA.
PEOPLE MADE IT UP.
EVEN IF THERE WASA JEWPACABRA,
IT COULDN'T GETIN MY R-ROOM ANYWAYS.
- COME ON, BUTTERS,YOU AND ME
ARE GONNA TRY TO CATCHJEWPACABRA ON CAMERA.
- NO,IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT!
- BUTTERS DO YOU KNOWHOW MANY TIMES
JEWPACABRA HAS BEEN SHOTON VIDEO?
- I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE.
PLEASE, HELP ME PROVETO THE REST OF THE WORLD
JEWPACABRA IS REAL.
LOOK AT THESEDENSE TREES AND BRUSH.
OH, YEAH, THIS IS EXACTLYTHE KIND OF FOREST
JEWPACABRA LIKESTO HIDE IN.
- YOU THINK JEWPACABRAIS HERE?
- I'M PRETTY SUREJEWPACABRA WAS HERE.
- OH, GOOD.MAYBE WE SCARED IT OFF.
- YOU CAN'T SCARE A JEWPACABRA,BUTTERS.
DON'T FORGET WE'RE DEALING WITHA CREATURE THAT DRINKS BLOOD,
HIDES IN THE NIGHT,AND HAS ABSOLUTELY NO BELIEF
IN THE DIVINITY OF CHRIST.
[rustling]DID YOU HEAR THAT?
I'M GONNA TRY A JEWPACABRAMATING CALL NOW.
NO CHRIST!NO CHRIST!
I'M REALLY NOT BUYINGTHIS WHOLE CHRIST THING!
HE'S HERE SOMEWHERE.
- OH, GOD, I'M SCARED.
- JESUS IS A LIE!
- ERIC, STOP IT!- SHH!
HELP ME CALL IT OUT,BUTTERS.
- I'M NOT SAYINGJESUS IS A LIE.
- BUTTERS, DO YOU WANNA CATCHJEWPACABRA ON CAMERA OR NOT?
THERE IS NO CHRIST!
- JESUS IS A LIE!
- NO WAY JESUS WAS SON OF GOD,HUH, BUTTERS?
- NOPE. I DON'T THINK CHRISTHAS ANY BASIS IN REALITY!
- SHH!YOU HEAR THAT?
Jewpacabra Mating Call
Cartman and Butters set off in the middle of the night searching for Jewpacabra.
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.x CLOSE
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.x CLOSE
The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.x CLOSE
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.x CLOSE
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.x CLOSE
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.x CLOSE
Cartman signs up for a home security system.x CLOSE
Cartman stops by Kyle's house to chat with Mrs. Broflovski about Judaism.x CLOSE
While the boys sign up for an Easter Egg Hunt, Cartman spreads the word about the Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters set off in the middle of the night searching for Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman visits the Sooper Foods executives to show them his proof of the Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman travels to Atlantis with the Sooper Food execs, then heads back to Colorado to speak with some experts.x CLOSE
Cartman gets feedback on his Jewpacabra video.x CLOSE
The tales of the Jewpacabra start to get into Cartman's head.x CLOSE
Cartman takes refuge in a church, but still can't escape being captured.x CLOSE
The Super Foods executives leave Cartman out as a sacrifice to the Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman pleads with Kyle to let him go.x CLOSE