- ALL RIGHT,NEXT PLEASE.
SIGNING UPFOR THE EASTER EGG HUNT?
- OOH DA LOLLY!
THIS IS GONNA BESO MUCH FUN!
- YEAH, I CAN'T WAITFOR SUNDAY.
- ME TOO!
- YEAH. YEAH, SHOULD BEA REAL BLAST.
I JUST HOPEJEWPACABRA DOESN'T SHOW UP.
- JEWPACA--LOOK, IT'S NOTHING.
FORGET I SAID ANYTHING.- OKAY.
SO ANYWAYS, ARE THEY SAYINGWHAT TIME THE EVENT STARTS?
- OKAY, LOOK, A LOT OF PEOPLECLAIM THAT ON PASSOVER,
A BLOOD-SUCKING CREATURECALLED THE JEWPACABRA
COMES OUT AND PREYSON CHILDREN.
THIS YEAR, PASSOVER HAPPENSTO BE THE SAME WEEK AS EASTER.
- YOU MEAN IT'S LIKE--LIKE A MONSTER?
- IT'S JUST A LEGEND,ALL RIGHT?
BUT PEOPLE ALL OVER TOWN HAVESTARTED REPORTED STRANGE THINGS.
KNOCKED OVER TRASH CANS,WEIRD HOWLS.
- NUH-UH.- YEAH-HUH, TOKEN!
DON'T THINK IT WON'TCOME AFTER YOU
JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE BLACK!
- YOU GUYS,CHECK THIS OUT!
- ALL RIGHT,ALL RIGHT, STAY BACK.
IT DEFINITELY LOOKSLIKE A JEWPACABRA ATTACK,
BUT IT'S HARD TO TELL.
- ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WE'RE GONNANEED SOME VIDEO CAMERAS.
WE GOTTA GO OUT AT NIGHT
AND TRY TO GET PROOFOF THIS THING.
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!KNOCK IT OFF!
STOP SPREADING LIES!
- I'M TRYINGTO PROTECT PEOPLE!
AND WHY ARE YOU SO QUICK
TO TRY AND COVER UPJEWPACABRA'S EXISTENCE?
- I LOOKED ONTHE KNOWN SPECIES WEB PAGE.
THERE'S NO ANIMAL CALLED A"JEWPACABRA" MENTIONED ANYWHERE.
- WELL, NEITHER IS BIGFOOT,KYLE,
BUT THERE AREA LOT OF PEOPLE
WHO SAY THEY'VE SPOTTEDA SASQUATCH.
- IF SOMEONE SAYSTHEY SAW A SASQUATCH,
THEY ARE EITHER LYINGOR THEY ARE STUPID.
NOW STOP LYINGABOUT A JEWPACABRA
BEFORE STUPID PEOPLESTART BELIEVING YOU!
Stop Spreading Lies
While the boys sign up for an Easter Egg Hunt, Cartman spreads the word about the Jewpacabra.
When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.x CLOSE
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.x CLOSE
The town's big Easter Egg Hunt is in jeopardy when Cartman produces video evidence of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods.x CLOSE
Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.x CLOSE
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying test of survival.x CLOSE
The time has finally come for Cartman to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.x CLOSE
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.x CLOSE
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.x CLOSE
Cartman signs up for a home security system.x CLOSE
Cartman stops by Kyle's house to chat with Mrs. Broflovski about Judaism.x CLOSE
While the boys sign up for an Easter Egg Hunt, Cartman spreads the word about the Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters set off in the middle of the night searching for Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman visits the Sooper Foods executives to show them his proof of the Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman travels to Atlantis with the Sooper Food execs, then heads back to Colorado to speak with some experts.x CLOSE
Cartman gets feedback on his Jewpacabra video.x CLOSE
The tales of the Jewpacabra start to get into Cartman's head.x CLOSE
Cartman takes refuge in a church, but still can't escape being captured.x CLOSE
The Super Foods executives leave Cartman out as a sacrifice to the Jewpacabra.x CLOSE
Cartman pleads with Kyle to let him go.x CLOSE