[dramatic music]

- HOUSEHOLD CATSHAVE EVOLVED

INTO A SPECIESAS INTELLIGENT AS HUMANS.

WILL THIS MEAN WAR BETWEENOUR TWO LIFE-FORMS?

IN AN ATTEMPTTO TRY AND COMMUNICATE

WITH THE LEADER OF CATS,

EXPERTS HAVE SENT INTHE AMBASSADOR OF PEOPLE.

- HELLO.

- OH LONG JOHNSON.

- MEOW, MEOW?

- OH LONG JOHNSON.

- LONG JOHNSON.

- OH LONG JOHNSON.

- OHLONG JOHNSON.

- OH DON PIANO.

- OHDON PIANO.

- OH LONG JOHNSON.

- OH DON PIANO.

- OH LONG LONG JOHNSON.

- OH LAH LAY LAHN DAY.

- OH LONG JOHNSON.- OH LONG JOHNSON.

DON PIANO.

- OH LONG JOHNSON.

- I'M NOT SURE,BUT I THINK IT SAID

WAR BETWEEN OUR SPECIESIS INEVITABLE,

THAT EVOLUTIONCANNOT BE STOPPED,

AND THE CATS WILL RISE.

IT SAID WE CANNOT COEXIST,AND THEN IT SAID,

"OH DON PIANO,"

AND THEN SOMETHING ABOUT SEEINGTHE STREETS OF HUMAN CITIES

RUN RED WITH THE BLOODOF THEIR CHILDREN.