- TWO BOULDER CHILDRENDIED TODAY
WHILE OH LONG JOHNSONINGIN A BATTING CAGE.
OH LONG JOHNSONING IS,OF COURSE,
THE LATEST INTERNET MEME,
WHICH INVOLVES PUTTING ONESELFIN A RISKY SITUATION,
AND THEN SEEINGHOW MANY TIMES
YOU CAN SAY,"OH LONG JOHNSON," ON VIDEO
BEFORE GETTINGOUT OF THE WAY.
- YOU READY?YOU READY?
- I'M RECORDING!GO!
- OH LONG JOHNSON.OH LONG JOHNSON.
- THIS LATEST INTERNET MEMEIS SHOCKING,
BUT MOST SHOCKING OF ALL
IS THAT THE PERSONWHO STARTED THE MEME
ISN'T A PERSON AT ALL,BUT A CAT,
WHO SEEMS TO HAVE NO REGARDFOR PEOPLE'S SAFETY.
- OH LONG JOHNSON.
OH LONG JOHN.
OH LONG JOHNSON.
- THE CAT ISNOW UNDER ARREST
AND AWAITING TRIAL
FOR ITS PART INTHE TEENAGER'S DEATH.
Oh Long Johnsoning
Two teens are killed doing a new internet meme, which was started by a cat.
The boys drop in on the Republican Debate and pull off a large scale "Hilling".x CLOSE
The class watches an educational film on the deadly consequences of memeing.x CLOSE
After making headlines, the boys learn that their meme of choice is no longer in style.x CLOSE
The boys refuse to let "Swifting" replace their favorite meme.x CLOSE
Professor Lamont steps up his lessons about the dangers of memeing.x CLOSE
After seeing evidence of a shocking new meme, Professor Lamont learns that cats are evolving.x CLOSE
Cartman confronts Mr. Kitty about posting "Breading" pictures online, while Kenny has second thoughts about "Hilling".x CLOSE
Two teens are killed doing a new internet meme, which was started by a cat.x CLOSE
Stan goes behind the other boys' backs to try out a new meme.x CLOSE
Professor Lamont confronts the cat responsible for the new meme, while another memer dies "Reporting".x CLOSE