- YES.WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?
- WE NEED YOUR EXPERTISE,SIR.
- HAVE YOU EVER HEARDOF ANOTHER SPECIES
MEMEING ON THE INTERNET?
- ANOTHER SPECIES?WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- WE WERE HOPING PERHAPS
YOU COULD HELPUS UNDERSTAND THIS.
- CATS HAVE STARTED TO PUTPICTURES OF THEMSELVES
ON THE INTERNETWITH BREAD AROUND THEIR HEADS.
"CAT BREADING,"IT'S CALLED.
- IT'S JUST SUCHAN ODD THING TO DO,
WE THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULDEXPLAIN IT TO US.
- THEY'RE EVOLVING.
CATS ARE EVOLVING.
- THERE ARE TWO WAYSA SPECIES EVOLVES--
PHYSICALLY, FROM GENES,AND CULTURALLY, FROM MEMES.
JUST LIKE GENES,MEMES REPLICATE,
MUTATE, AND ADAPT.
- WE'RE HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLEFOLLOWING YOU HERE.
- LOOK, IN THE '70s,THERE WAS FONZYING,
WHICH REPLACEDTHE OUTDATED MUSTACHING.
IN THE '60s,CULTURAL IDEAS WERE PASSED ON
BY EVERYBODYPOODLE FISTING,
BUT EVEN THAT EVOLVED
FROM PEOPLE ASS-WEDGINGIN THE '40s.
EVEN BEFORE PHOTOGRAPHS,HUMANS MEMED FOR PORTRAITS,
ALL THE WAY BACKTO THE EGYPTIANS,
WHO HAD PICTURES PAINTED OFTHEMSELVES DONKEY DICKING.
- YOU'RE SAYINGTHAT NOW CATS
ARE SHOWING SIGNSOF EVOLUTION
WITH THEIRCAT BREADING MEME?
- IF CATS ARE PUTTINGSLICES OF BREAD ON THEIR HEADS
AND TAKING PICTURES,
THEY'RE PROVING TO BE ALMOSTAS INTELLIGENT AS WE ARE.
After seeing evidence of a shocking new meme, Professor Lamont learns that cats are evolving.
The boys drop in on the Republican Debate and pull off a large scale "Hilling".x CLOSE
The class watches an educational film on the deadly consequences of memeing.x CLOSE
After making headlines, the boys learn that their meme of choice is no longer in style.x CLOSE
The boys refuse to let "Swifting" replace their favorite meme.x CLOSE
Professor Lamont steps up his lessons about the dangers of memeing.x CLOSE
After seeing evidence of a shocking new meme, Professor Lamont learns that cats are evolving.x CLOSE
Cartman confronts Mr. Kitty about posting "Breading" pictures online, while Kenny has second thoughts about "Hilling".x CLOSE
Two teens are killed doing a new internet meme, which was started by a cat.x CLOSE
Stan goes behind the other boys' backs to try out a new meme.x CLOSE
Professor Lamont confronts the cat responsible for the new meme, while another memer dies "Reporting".x CLOSE