[chamber spins, clicks]
- YESTERDAY AFTERNOON,
FOUR KIDSWENT TO THE HOSPITAL
FOR INJURIESRESULTING FROM MEMEING
IN FRONT OF A LOCAL CAFE.
FAITH HILLING,TAYLOR SWIFTING--
THESE ARE THINGS THAT AREGONNA GET YOU KILLED!
THAT'S A LOADED .38.
HOW MANY OF YOU THINKIT'S A SMART IDEA
TO PUT A LOADED .38ON A NINE-YEAR-OLD'S DESK?
WELL, IF SAFETYDOESN'T MATTER TO YOU,
GO AHEAD,PICK THE GUN UP.
- OH, THAT'S OKAY.I THINK--
- PICK THE GUN UP!
YOU MIGHT AS WELL!
SWIFTING AND HILLING
IS LIKE PLAYINGWITH A LOADED GUN!
NOW, DO YOU ALLUNDERSTAND MY POINT?
all: YES, SIR.
NOW PUT THE GUN IN YOUR MOUTH.- HUH?
- HEY, YOU'RE FOLLOWINGPLANKERS AND TEBOWERS,
SO PUT A LOADED GUNIN YOUR MOUTH!
EVERYBODY TAKEA GOOD LOOK.
THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE DOING
EVERY TIME YOU PLAYWITH INTERNET MEMES!
YOU ARE PLAYING ROULETTEWITH YOUR FUCKING LIFE!
- [clears throat]
PROFESSOR LAMONT,WE NEED TO TALK.
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
Playing Roulette With Your Life
Professor Lamont steps up his lessons about the dangers of memeing.
The boys drop in on the Republican Debate and pull off a large scale "Hilling".x CLOSE
The class watches an educational film on the deadly consequences of memeing.x CLOSE
After making headlines, the boys learn that their meme of choice is no longer in style.x CLOSE
The boys refuse to let "Swifting" replace their favorite meme.x CLOSE
Professor Lamont steps up his lessons about the dangers of memeing.x CLOSE
After seeing evidence of a shocking new meme, Professor Lamont learns that cats are evolving.x CLOSE
Cartman confronts Mr. Kitty about posting "Breading" pictures online, while Kenny has second thoughts about "Hilling".x CLOSE
Two teens are killed doing a new internet meme, which was started by a cat.x CLOSE
Stan goes behind the other boys' backs to try out a new meme.x CLOSE
Professor Lamont confronts the cat responsible for the new meme, while another memer dies "Reporting".x CLOSE