- ♪ MY BALLS, MY BALLS,SUCK 'EM DRY ♪
- OH, SORRY. SORRY.
- YOU SEE, I'M LOOKINGTO CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN.
I WANT TO BUY MY JEWELRYDIRECT FROM YOU
- YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMEDOF THE PEOPLE IN AMERICA
THAT YOU ARE EXPLOITING!
HOW DARE YOU TAKE ADVANTAGEOF THOSE LESS FORTUNATE!
- YOU DIRTY,DOUBLE-CROSSING ASSHOLES!
YOU TRYING TO CUT ME OUT,HUH?
YOU GUYS STOLE MY FORMULA,THEN TRIED TO FUCK ME--
- AND THEN TRIED TO FUCK MEOUT OF YOUR BUSINESS!
- WE'RE NOT FUCKING YOU!
THEY'RE FUCKINGSTAN'S GRANDPA!
- NO! THEY'RE GETTINGFUCKED BY ASIAN LADIES!
- SOMEBODY IS AT THE HEADOF ALL THIS,
AND SOMEBODY NEEDS TO PAY!
ALL I WANT IS SOMEGODDAMN RETRIBUTION
FOR MY GODDAMN GRANDPA!
NO! NOT A DIAMONDAND GOLD NECKLACE!
Somebody Needs to Pay
Cartman visits a jewelry factory, only to discover the rest of the boys are already there.
The Marsh family visits Grandpa, and Stan is given a not-so-awesome present.x CLOSE
Cartman gives Stan hard time about his new bolo tie.x CLOSE
Stan visits several Cash For Gold shops to pawn his new bolo tie.x CLOSE
The boys discover the TV network responsible for selling jewelry to the elderly.x CLOSE
Cartman unveils his new breakthrough equation for making gold.x CLOSE
Stan tries to stop Grandpa Marsh from purchasing more useless jewlery from the shopping network.x CLOSE
With the help of Butters, Cartman solicits jewelry for his new Cash 4 Gold business.x CLOSE
During a live airing of the jewelry show, Stan calls in with a special request for the host.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own jewelry show on the Old People's Network.x CLOSE
The boys visit a smelting company to put a stop to the jewelry scam. When that doesn't work, they go after the sign holders.x CLOSE