[bells on door jingle]HELLO?
- OH, WELCOME!
WELCOME TO DISCOUNTJEWELRY STORE!
- YEAH, LISTEN.
I'M RUNNINGA RESALE BUSINESS,
BUT I CAN'T GET ENOUGH
OF PEOPLE'S UNWANTED,CRAPPY JEWELRY TO KEEP UP,
SO I'D LIKE TO BUYSOME OF YOURS.
- OH, YOU DOSO GOOD BUSINESS!
YOU SO CLEVER!
- I GET BY.
LET'S SEE, I'M GONNA NEEDSOME GOLD NECKLACES,
DIAMOND BRACELETS,AND EMERALD EARRINGS.
- OKAY.WHAT EMERALD YOU LIKE?
- UH, I DON'T KNOW. I GUESSI'LL TAKE THAT RING THERE.
- OH, YOU MAKESO GOOD CHOICE!
OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!LOOK, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
- AND, UH, MAYBEI'LL TAKE THAT ONE FOR $300.
- OH, THAT'S BEST ONE!YOU SO CLEVER!
YOU TAKE ADVANTAGEMY LOW PRICES!
- HOW ABOUT THAT TANZANITEBRACELET FOR $9.95?
- YOU GOT GOOD EYE!YOU SO CLEVER!
I GETTING TAKEN ADVANTAGE!
YOU "RIKE" A FUCKASIAN "RADY"?
- WHAT'D YOU SAY?
- I KNOW!
YOU WALK BY MY STOREAND YOU SAY,
"OH,THERE'S NICE ASIAN LADY.
I THINK I GO INAND I FUCK HER!"
YOU ASIAN LADY FUCKER,YOU.
- WAIT A MINUTE.
HOW MUCH DO YOU PAYFOR THIS STUFF?
- OH, I PAY THOUSANDS,
AND YOU COME HEREAND FUCK ME!
- OKAY, QUIT THE ACT.
I'M NOT FUCKING YOU,AND YOU KNOW IT.
- NO, NO!YOU FUCK ME!
- NO, NO! YOU FUCK ME!FUCK YOU!
You so CLEVER!
Cartman visits an Asian gem store and realizes he's not getting a good deal.
The Marsh family visits Grandpa, and Stan is given a not-so-awesome present.x CLOSE
Cartman gives Stan hard time about his new bolo tie.x CLOSE
Stan visits several Cash For Gold shops to pawn his new bolo tie.x CLOSE
The boys discover the TV network responsible for selling jewelry to the elderly.x CLOSE
Cartman unveils his new breakthrough equation for making gold.x CLOSE
Stan tries to stop Grandpa Marsh from purchasing more useless jewlery from the shopping network.x CLOSE
With the help of Butters, Cartman solicits jewelry for his new Cash 4 Gold business.x CLOSE
During a live airing of the jewelry show, Stan calls in with a special request for the host.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own jewelry show on the Old People's Network.x CLOSE
The boys visit a smelting company to put a stop to the jewelry scam. When that doesn't work, they go after the sign holders.x CLOSE