[cheers and applause]
[sizzling and bubbling]
- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAWHAT IT WOULD FEEL LIKE
TO START LOSINGYOUR MEMORIES?
NO, BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVESOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE
SUFFERING FROM ALZHEIMER'S!
WELL, I DO!
- LOOK, KID,
IF YOU GOT A BEEFWITH THE SYSTEM,
YOU'RE TALKINGTO THE WRONG PEOPLE!
ALL WE DO IS SMELTER DOWN
WHAT WE GET FROMTHE CASH-FOR-GOLD PLACES.
WELL,THERE'S AN OLD HINDU SAYING,
"WHOEVER SMELT ITDEALT IT!"
- YEAH!- THAT'S RIGHT!
- WE AREN'T THE ONESWHO DENIED YOU
WHAT YOUR JEWELRYWAS REALLY WORTH!
THE HINDU SAYING IS ACTUALLY, "MAI NAHI CHAHAATA PANEE."
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- "WHOEVER DENIED ITSUPPLIED IT."
- YOU ARE THE SCUMSOF THE EARTH.
OLD PEOPLE ARE VICTIMIZEDBY SHOPPING NETWORKS,
AND YOU KICK BACKIN YOUR FAT CAT MANSIONS,
- WE AREN'T MAKINGTHAT MUCH, FELLAS.
- YOU'RE NOT?
- WHY DON'T YOUYELL AT THE PEOPLE
WHO MELT THE GOLD DOWN?
THE OLD HINDU SAYING IS,"WHOEVER SMELT IT DEALT IT."
- YEAH!- THAT'S RIGHT!
- NUH-UH. IT'S, "WHOEVERDENIED IT SUPPLIED IT."
- YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG.
THE JEWELRY THAT THOSESHOPPING NETWORKS SELL
DON'T EVEN COME FROM US.
IT'S ALL MADE IN INDIA,
WHERE THOSE HINDU RHYMESCOME FROM!
- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING,GUSTOV?
MY, GOD, DO YOU MEAN--
- THAT'S RIGHT.
WHOEVER MADE THE RHYMEDID THE CRIME.
Whoever Smelt it Dealt it
The boys visit a smelting company to put a stop to the jewelry scam. When that doesn't work, they go after the sign holders.
The Marsh family visits Grandpa, and Stan is given a not-so-awesome present.x CLOSE
Cartman gives Stan hard time about his new bolo tie.x CLOSE
Stan visits several Cash For Gold shops to pawn his new bolo tie.x CLOSE
The boys discover the TV network responsible for selling jewelry to the elderly.x CLOSE
Cartman unveils his new breakthrough equation for making gold.x CLOSE
Stan tries to stop Grandpa Marsh from purchasing more useless jewlery from the shopping network.x CLOSE
With the help of Butters, Cartman solicits jewelry for his new Cash 4 Gold business.x CLOSE
During a live airing of the jewelry show, Stan calls in with a special request for the host.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own jewelry show on the Old People's Network.x CLOSE
The boys visit a smelting company to put a stop to the jewelry scam. When that doesn't work, they go after the sign holders.x CLOSE