NEXT ITEM WE'RE GONNA DO IS,UH, 55-216...
THIS IS--OH, MY GOD.LOOK AT THIS, YOU GUYS.
THIS IS 200-CARAT BRAZILIANEMERALD AND PLASTECINE RING.
I'M GONNA START THE BIDDINGFOR THIS RING AT, UM--
$8 BILLION, OPENING BID.
WE'VE GOT TO SELL THIS RINGTODAY.
TELL YOU WHAT, I'M GONNATAKE IT DOWN A LITTLE.
WE'RE GONNA DROP THAT PRICETO $75.95.
AT THIS PRICE, IT'S NOTGONNA LAST FOR LO--
OH, WE GOT A CALL ALREADY,BUTTERS?
BUTTERS? LOOKS LIKE--DID WE SELL IT?
THAT'S WHAT THE RINGJUST SOLD FOR.
DO WE HAVE THE BUYERON THE LINE? HELLO?
- YES, YOU JUST BOUGHT THISLOVELY 200-CARAT RING.
HOW DO YOU FEEL, MRS.--
- THIS IS MRS. APPLEBEEON 24 PALMARK LANE.
- CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING,MRS. APPLEBEE?
DO YOU LIKEFUCKING LITTLE BOYS?
- I'M SORRY?
- JUST WONDERING IF YOUFUCK KIDS ALL THE TIME,
'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU JUST DIDWITH THIS DEAL.
YOU JUST GOT AN $8 BILLION RINGFOR $75.95.
YOU FUCKED ME GOOD,MRS. APPLEBEE.
CONGRATULATIONS, MA'AM.- THANK YOU.
- WERE YOU JUST FLIPPINGTHROUGH THE CHANNELS
AND SAW ME SELLING THIS RINGAND THOUGHT,
"MMM, I'D LIKETO FUCK THAT KID"?
- I THOUGHT IT'D BEA LOVELY GIFT
FOR MY GRANDDAUGHTERJESSICA.
SHE'S CAPTAIN OF THE DEBATE TEAMAT JEFFERSON HIGH SCHOOL.
- OKAY, THANKS FOR SHOPPINGWITH US.
I GOTTA GO GET THE TASTE OFOLD LADY DICK OUT OF MY MOUTH.
MAN, THAT'S GOOD ACTING.
I SHOULD GET AN AWARD.
Eric's Jewelry Calvacade
Cartman launches his own jewelry show on the Old People's Network.
The Marsh family visits Grandpa, and Stan is given a not-so-awesome present.x CLOSE
Cartman gives Stan hard time about his new bolo tie.x CLOSE
Stan visits several Cash For Gold shops to pawn his new bolo tie.x CLOSE
The boys discover the TV network responsible for selling jewelry to the elderly.x CLOSE
Cartman unveils his new breakthrough equation for making gold.x CLOSE
Stan tries to stop Grandpa Marsh from purchasing more useless jewlery from the shopping network.x CLOSE
With the help of Butters, Cartman solicits jewelry for his new Cash 4 Gold business.x CLOSE
During a live airing of the jewelry show, Stan calls in with a special request for the host.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own jewelry show on the Old People's Network.x CLOSE
The boys visit a smelting company to put a stop to the jewelry scam. When that doesn't work, they go after the sign holders.x CLOSE