- HOW ABOUT THAT, FOLKS?
THAT IS BRAZILIAN EMERALD.
FINEST EMERALD AVAILABLE.
WE'RE LETTING THIS ONE GOFOR $14.95 EZ PAY.
WE CALL IT THATTO SAVE YOU TIME.
"E-Z" IS AN ABBREVIATIONOF "EASY."
$14.95 EZ PAY AND--WHAT'S THAT?
OKAY, ALL RIGHT,I JUST GOT WORD,
WE ARE DROPPINGTHE "Z" FROM EZ PAY.
IT'S NOW JUST E PAY.
BY USING THE WORD "E PAY"
INSTEAD OF TAKING ALL THAT TIMETO SAY, "EZ PAY,"
WE'RE SAVING YOUA SECOND OF TIME,
AND THOSE SECONDS ADD UP.
GO AHEAD AND TRY IT.
SAY, "E PAY," 5,000 TIMES.
THAT'S 5,000 SECONDS.
NINE HOURSWE JUST SAVED YOU
HERE ON J&GSHOPPING NETWORK.
NOT WASTING YOUR TIME HERE.
YOU CAN'T AFFORD NOT TO BUYTHIS ONE.
YOU DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIMELEFT, LITERALLY.
PASS THIS ONE DOWN TO YOUR KIDS,YOUR GRANDKIDS.
SHOW 'EMYOUR LIFE HAD MEANING.
- YOU SEE THAT, BILLY?
THAT'S AN EMERALDON 14-KARAT GOLD.
DON'T YOU THINK YOUR SISTERWOULD LIKE THAT?
- SHE DOESN'T LIKE JEWELRY,GRANDPA.
- HA! WELL,SHE WILL ONE DAY.
SHE'LL APPRECIATE IT.
SHE'S--SHE'S JUST A BABY,AFTER ALL.
- SHE'S NOT A BABY, GRANDPA.SHE'S 13.
- SALLY'S 13?
BILLY,DID I EVER TELL YOU
I USED TO HAVE A BORDER COLLIENAMED PATCHES?
- YES, GRANDPA.
- I LOVED THAT DOG.
SHE ALWAYSMADE ME SO HAPPY.
WHEN SHE DIED, I-I DIDN'TLET MYSELF GET TOO SAD,
'CAUSE I THOUGHT--THOUGHT I'D ALWAYS HAVE
THE MEMORY OF HERSLOBBERING, HAPPY FACE.
I CAN'T REMEMBERWHAT SHE LOOKED LIKE, BILLY.
- DON'T WORRY, GRANDPA.
I'M GONNA TAKE CARE OF THIS.
Dropping The Z From EZ PAY
Stan tries to stop Grandpa Marsh from purchasing more useless jewlery from the shopping network.
The Marsh family visits Grandpa, and Stan is given a not-so-awesome present.x CLOSE
Cartman gives Stan hard time about his new bolo tie.x CLOSE
Stan visits several Cash For Gold shops to pawn his new bolo tie.x CLOSE
The boys discover the TV network responsible for selling jewelry to the elderly.x CLOSE
Cartman unveils his new breakthrough equation for making gold.x CLOSE
Stan tries to stop Grandpa Marsh from purchasing more useless jewlery from the shopping network.x CLOSE
With the help of Butters, Cartman solicits jewelry for his new Cash 4 Gold business.x CLOSE
During a live airing of the jewelry show, Stan calls in with a special request for the host.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own jewelry show on the Old People's Network.x CLOSE
The boys visit a smelting company to put a stop to the jewelry scam. When that doesn't work, they go after the sign holders.x CLOSE