FOR SOMETHINGBARELY WORTH ANYTHING.
HOW? HOW DOES SOMETHINGLIKE THIS HAPPEN?
- OKAY, FOLKS,WE ARE COMPL--
HALFWAY COMPLETEWITH TODAY'S BROADCAST.
YOU WANT TO GET ON INON THESE DEALS, CALL NOW.
NEXT ITEM IS--
THIS IS ITEM NUMBER 45-78111.
LOOK AT THESESTUNNING EARRINGS.
THESE ARE GENUINEFAUX SAPPHIRE EARRINGS.
86-CARAT FAUX SAPPHIRE.
"FAUX" IS A FRENCH WORD.
IT'S GOT A "X" IN IT,
BUT YOU DON'T EVENPRONOUNCE THE "X."
HOW DO YOU LIKE THATFOR PRESTIGIOUS?
THESE EARRINGS NORMALLY GOFOR $6 MILLION.
WE'RE GONNA SELL THESE TODAYFOR...
THAT'S A STEAL.
NOW--OH,THERE GO THE PHONES.
THEY'RE LIGHTING UP.
I BELIEVE WE HAVE A SALE?DO WE HAVE A SALE?
YEP, LET'S GET HERON THE LINE.
HELLO?WHO AM I SPEAKING WITH?
- HELLO.MY NAME IS VIVIAN.
- VIVIAN, YOU JUST GOTA HECK OF A DEAL.
WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME,SWEETHEART?
- OH, I-I CAN'T REMEMBER.
- YOU CAN'T REMEMBER.
WELL, CAN YOU REMEMBERYOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER?
- 3-7-1-5--- HOLD ON, VIVIAN.
WE'LL GET YOU ONWITH A REP
AND TAKE DOWN THAT NUMBER.
THANKS FOR SHOPPING WITH US,AND CONGRATULATIONS
ON THE LOVELY 14-KARATFAUX SAPPHIRE EARRINGS.
AT THAT PRICE, YOU PRACTICALLYSTOLE 'EM FROM US.
Faux is a French Word
The boys discover the TV network responsible for selling jewelry to the elderly.
The Marsh family visits Grandpa, and Stan is given a not-so-awesome present.x CLOSE
Cartman gives Stan hard time about his new bolo tie.x CLOSE
Stan visits several Cash For Gold shops to pawn his new bolo tie.x CLOSE
The boys discover the TV network responsible for selling jewelry to the elderly.x CLOSE
Cartman unveils his new breakthrough equation for making gold.x CLOSE
Stan tries to stop Grandpa Marsh from purchasing more useless jewlery from the shopping network.x CLOSE
With the help of Butters, Cartman solicits jewelry for his new Cash 4 Gold business.x CLOSE
During a live airing of the jewelry show, Stan calls in with a special request for the host.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own jewelry show on the Old People's Network.x CLOSE
The boys visit a smelting company to put a stop to the jewelry scam. When that doesn't work, they go after the sign holders.x CLOSE