- YOU DIDN'T STEAL THIS,DID YOU?
- NO, MY GRANDPA GAVE IT TO MEAS A PRESENT,
BUT IT'S WORTH SO MUCH, I FEELREALLY BAD ACCEPTING IT,
SO I JUST WANT THE CASH.
- IT'S 14-KARAT GOLD,DIAMOND AND TURQUOISE.
I'LL GIVE YOU $15.
THAT COST MY GRANDPA $6,000.
THOSE ARE REAL DIAMONDSON THE OUTSIDE.
- YEAH, I CAN'T REALLY MAKEANYTHING ON THE DIAMONDS.
I'D HAVE TO SEND ITTO A SMELTER,
HAVE IT ALL SMELTED DOWNFOR THE GOLD.
PROBABLY COULD MAKEA $10 PROFIT.
- 15 BUCKS?
- DUDE, THIS GUYIS TRYING TO ROOK US.
WE CAN GO SOMEPLACE ELSE.
- YEAH, I'M NOT GETTINGTAKEN ADVANTAGE OF.
- YOU MAY SUCKOUR COLLECTIVE BALLS, SIR.
- DON'T WORRY.
THERE'S GOT TO BE ANOTHERCASH-FOR-GOLD PLACE
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
- YEAH, HERE'S ONE.
[bells on door jingle]
- THESE AREREAL DIAMONDS, RIGHT?
- YEAH, DUDE,YOU CAN TEST 'EM.
- THIS IS THE SAME BOLO TIEWORN BY KING HENRY V.
- WELCOME TO TACO BELL.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRYOUR DORITOS LOCOS TACOS?
- I WANT TO SEEHOW MUCH YOU'LL GIVE ME
FOR THIS GOLD AND TURQUOISEDIAMOND BOLO.
- 14-KARAT GOLD CATCH YOU$14 A GRAM ON THE OPEN MARKET.
GOT ABOUT 4 GRAMS HERE.
IT'S NOT REALLYWORTH MY TIME.
I GUESS I CAN GIVE YOUA SIX-LAYER BURRITO FOR IT.
- A SIX-LAYER BURRITO?
- YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN MAKEA SIX-LAYER BURRITO.
- ALL RIGHT,A SEVEN-LAYER BURRITO,
BUT THAT'S AS HIGHAS I'M GOING!
A Six Layer Burrito?!?
Stan visits several Cash For Gold shops to pawn his new bolo tie.
The Marsh family visits Grandpa, and Stan is given a not-so-awesome present.x CLOSE
Cartman gives Stan hard time about his new bolo tie.x CLOSE
Stan visits several Cash For Gold shops to pawn his new bolo tie.x CLOSE
The boys discover the TV network responsible for selling jewelry to the elderly.x CLOSE
Cartman unveils his new breakthrough equation for making gold.x CLOSE
Stan tries to stop Grandpa Marsh from purchasing more useless jewlery from the shopping network.x CLOSE
With the help of Butters, Cartman solicits jewelry for his new Cash 4 Gold business.x CLOSE
During a live airing of the jewelry show, Stan calls in with a special request for the host.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own jewelry show on the Old People's Network.x CLOSE
The boys visit a smelting company to put a stop to the jewelry scam. When that doesn't work, they go after the sign holders.x CLOSE