- WELL, DAD, IT WAS REALLYGREAT SEEING YOU.
WE'D LOVE TO STAYFOR DINNER,
BUT THE FOOD HEREGIVES SHARON DIARRHEA.
- WHAT? RANDY!
- SHH! JUST TRYING TO LEAVEWITHOUT BEING RUDE.
- HOLD ON,HOLD ON JUST A SECOND.
I GOT A PRESENTFOR MY GRANDSON.
COME HERE, BILLY.
YOU'VE GROWN UP, BILLY .
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO HAVESOMETHING EXPENSIVE AND FLASHY
TO IMPRESS ALL THE LADIES.
- GO AHEAD AND OPEN IT, STAN.
OH, LOOK AT THAT.
A BOLO TIE.
ISN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL, STAN?
- THAT'S 14-KARAT GOLD WITHTURQUOISE AND REAL DIAMONDS.
- GRANDPA, HOW MUCHDID YOU SPEND ON THAT?
- $6,000?- IT'S WORTH $50,000.
THE JEWELS AND GEMSHOPPING NETWORK SAID SO.
- DAD, YOU SHOULDN'T BE SPENDINGYOUR RETIREMENT MONEY
ON FRIVOLOUS THINGS.
YOU SHOULD BE SAVING ITFOR WHEN YOU DIE.
THAT'S OUR MONEY!
- IT'S GORGEOUS, DAD.THANK YOU.
OH, AND TOMORROWIS PICTURE DAY AT SCHOOL.
STAN CAN WEAR ITFOR HIS PHOTOS.
- OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL!
THAT'LL MAKE ME FEELREALLY GOOD.
You've Grown Up, Billy
The Marsh family visits Grandpa, and Stan is given a not-so-awesome present.
The Marsh family visits Grandpa, and Stan is given a not-so-awesome present.x CLOSE
Cartman gives Stan hard time about his new bolo tie.x CLOSE
Stan visits several Cash For Gold shops to pawn his new bolo tie.x CLOSE
The boys discover the TV network responsible for selling jewelry to the elderly.x CLOSE
Cartman unveils his new breakthrough equation for making gold.x CLOSE
Stan tries to stop Grandpa Marsh from purchasing more useless jewlery from the shopping network.x CLOSE
With the help of Butters, Cartman solicits jewelry for his new Cash 4 Gold business.x CLOSE
During a live airing of the jewelry show, Stan calls in with a special request for the host.x CLOSE
Cartman launches his own jewelry show on the Old People's Network.x CLOSE
The boys visit a smelting company to put a stop to the jewelry scam. When that doesn't work, they go after the sign holders.x CLOSE